"Pretty Fly for a Jedi" - lyrics competition

Hey folks,I figured out that ur all bored ( or maybe the bigger part of you ) And i thought it would be fun to make some competition The only thing u need to do is to write lyrics of "Pretty fly for a Jedi" song, and it should fit to the music of the original Offspring song. Well, u don't win anything, but if u have that Jedi brain u can figure out a good song. This one is mine :

Pretty fly for a Jedi

Give it to me obi -- uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me obi ? uh-huh uh-huh
Obi van Kenobi ? uh-huh uh-huh
And all the girlies say I?m pretty fly for a Jedi

U know it?s kind of hard now
For Jedi knights today
The aren?t very cool
But people like?em anyway
They may not have charisma
They may not have class
But their laser light sable
Can really kick ur ass!

So don?t be afraid
To greet them with ?hey?
Cause u know they don?t understand u anyway
And if u notice that
They want to cut ur head
Just run away, just run away
U know that some of them
Maybe are just insane
And they can smash u with the power of their brain
And they love to eat pizza
Hey, hey do that Jedi thing!
Give it to me obi -- uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me obi ? uh-huh uh-huh
Obi van Kenobi ? uh-huh uh-huh
And all the girlies say I?m pretty fly for a Jedi

This song is bout Kenobi
a handsome padawan
he just turned from a little boy to a young man
And he possess everything
What mighty Jedi has
Strength, mind, speed, sword, and really sexy ass!

So don?t be afraid
To greet him with ?hey?
Cause u know he won?t understand u anyway
And if u notice that
He want to cut ur head
Just run away, just run away
Maybe he is pure
or maybe just insane
And he can smash u with the power of his brain
And he love to eat pizza
Hey, hey do that Jedi thing!
Now he?s getting really angry, he?s getting really mad,
Cause everyone In council treat him like a lad
He wants to show them off and he think that he?s The One,
He?s treated like a baby just because his twenty-one!

So don?t be afraid
To greet him with ?hey?
Cause u know he won?t understand u anyway
And if u notice that
He wants to cut ur head
Just run away, just run away
Maybe he is pure
Or maybe just insane
And he can smash u with the power of his brain
And he love to eat pizza
Yes he loves to eat pizza
Oh, how he loves to eat pizza
Hey, hey do that Jedi thing!