JCC protips of life, love, and learning, with Rogue_Ten

Discussion in 'Community' started by Rogue_Ten, Mar 8, 2014.

  1. Rogue_Ten Force Ghost

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    you cant hit on an asian woman while wearing an anime nerdish shirt. you just cant. stop it
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  2. Violent Violet Menace Jedi Grand Master

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  3. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    I don't need an Asian girlfriend because I have a body pillow with a picture of a young anime character on it.
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  4. Jabba-wocky Force Ghost

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    Really, Rogue Number Ten? You couldn't have just said "Advice?" Suggestions?
  5. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    The title is consistent with the thread.
  6. Jabba-wocky Force Ghost

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    EDIT: Nevermind, wrong thread. Among other things.
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  7. Rogue_Ten Force Ghost

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    ender knows. this is protips

    protip #2: counterintuitive though this may seem, tongue is actually less intimate than using your lips, and therefore preferable for encounters with hoochies, hoochie-mamas and/or chicken-headed hoes
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  8. Mr. K Moderator Emeritus

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    What about hoochie-headed mamas?
  9. Rogue_Ten Force Ghost

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    protip #3: drinking games exist so that you can actually stand the company of other young people for an extended period of time
  10. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Wocky, how does this make no sense to you?
  11. Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master

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  12. Adam of Nuchtern Jedi Master

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    This thread is everything I hoped it would be.
  13. I Are The Internets Force Ghost

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    I hope to live a better life by following all of the guidelines in this thread.
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  14. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    I'm hoping there's some lifting advice.
  15. Lord Vivec Force Ghost

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  16. Violent Violet Menace Jedi Grand Master

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  18. DarthTunick SfC Part III Commissioner

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    Having trouble with your lifts?
  19. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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  20. DarthTunick SfC Part III Commissioner

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    *looks into my files* Nope, I do not.
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  21. Rogue_Ten Force Ghost

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    i never said there would be a specific number of them. you're in luck tho

    protip #4: when an acquaintence tells you she's pregnant, it is considered gauche to ask "are you going to keep it?"

    restrain this impulse at all costs
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  22. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    As and add on I would recommend that when you see an acquaintence starting to show and you think she might be pregnant, do not say anything until either she does or it is very obvious she is pregnant because there is a chance she has just been eating too many donuts.
  23. I Are The Internets Force Ghost

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    Why does it have to be doughnuts?
  24. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    It's what your mom was eating when I knocked her up. So i used it as an example.
  25. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Ramza Edit: I think you know that's over the line.
    Last edited by Ramza, Mar 27, 2014
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