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JCC protips of life, love, and learning, with Rogue_Ten

Discussion in 'Community' started by Rogue_Ten, Mar 8, 2014.

  1. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    you cant hit on an asian woman while wearing an anime nerdish shirt. you just cant. stop it
     
  2. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    How do you wear a nerd?
     
  3. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    I don't need an Asian girlfriend because I have a body pillow with a picture of a young anime character on it.
     
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  4. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    Really, Rogue Number Ten? You couldn't have just said "Advice?" Suggestions?
     
  5. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    The title is consistent with the thread.
     
  6. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    EDIT: Nevermind, wrong thread. Among other things.
     
  7. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    ender knows. this is protips

    protip #2: counterintuitive though this may seem, tongue is actually less intimate than using your lips, and therefore preferable for encounters with hoochies, hoochie-mamas and/or chicken-headed hoes
     
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  8. Mr. K

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    What about hoochie-headed mamas?
     
  9. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    protip #3: drinking games exist so that you can actually stand the company of other young people for an extended period of time
     
  10. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Wocky, how does this make no sense to you?
     
  11. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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  12. Adam of Nuchtern

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    This thread is everything I hoped it would be.
     
  13. I Are The Internets

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    I hope to live a better life by following all of the guidelines in this thread.
     
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  14. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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    I'm hoping there's some lifting advice.
     
  15. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Force Ghost star 8

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    beezel thread
     
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  16. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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  17. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Waiting for pro-tip #4. [face_plain]
     
  18. DarthTunick

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    Having trouble with your lifts?
     
  19. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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    Do you even lift?
     
  20. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    *looks into my files* Nope, I do not.
     
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  21. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    i never said there would be a specific number of them. you're in luck tho

    protip #4: when an acquaintence tells you she's pregnant, it is considered gauche to ask "are you going to keep it?"

    restrain this impulse at all costs
     
  22. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    As and add on I would recommend that when you see an acquaintence starting to show and you think she might be pregnant, do not say anything until either she does or it is very obvious she is pregnant because there is a chance she has just been eating too many donuts.
     
  23. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Why does it have to be doughnuts?
     
  24. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    It's what your mom was eating when I knocked her up. So i used it as an example.
     
  25. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Ramza Edit: I think you know that's over the line.
     
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