[PSA] You shouldn't just avoid touching other people's eyes when you have pinkeye

If someone has pinkeye and touches someone's genitals, depending on the strain of pinkeye, it might give the other person chlamydia.

There goes that fetish

 

You just also avoid touching entirely if you have cooties.

AYBABTU

 

Yeah, there's quite a shortage of cootie shots this year as well....schools across the board have failed in their circle & dot productions. I'm not sure if it's due to outsourcing or too much emphasis on test scores during the first part of the school year. I was able to get a bootleg supply of Canadian cootie shots for my family...even marked up, it was still cheaper than the American version.

 

I read a report indicating that much of the shortage could be traced back to a British pharmaceuticals supplier. Apparently roughly half of their circle/dot mix was tainted with lines.

AYBABTU