Pub #2: JC/FF Christmas Party

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by MOTs_Minx, Dec 13, 2000.

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  1. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 26, 2000
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    woooooooooooooooo Sam - thats excellent!!!

    You're gonna hafta change your signature then!!!

    //hugs
  2. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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    Jul 21, 1999
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    Get in there, Poods my son! ;-)
  3. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Dec 3, 1999
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    Yeah...well...she hasn't replied yet! But apparently she tried phoning and will be phoning again tomorrow...
  4. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 26, 2000
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    CA is your father, Poods?
  5. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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    Jul 21, 1999
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    Guess who stayed up too late last night :p
  6. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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  7. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Dec 3, 1999
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    It's true....I stayed up late watching soft porn and Total Recall... ;)

    We three kings all orient are,
    One in a taxi, one in a car,
    One on a scooter blowing his hooter
    smoking a big cigar!

    Oh star of wonder, star of bright,
    Sit on a box of dynamite,
    Light the fuse and off we go
    All the way to Mexico!

  8. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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    Jul 21, 1999
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    Hmmm....did you watch Debbie Does Dallas? Confessions of a Lesbian Cheerleader? What?
  9. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Thats a bit rude.

    Total Recall was on but I had it on mute cuz I was talking with my boy.
  10. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Dec 3, 1999
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    Nah...I dunno what the hell it was...had some real weird gits in it though...

    Dashing through the streets
    In a one-ferret open sleigh
    Through the streets we go
    tossing all the way.
    tubas on bob-tail ring
    Making spirits bright
    What fun it is to ride and sing
    A sleighing song tonight.


    Jingle tubas jingle tubas
    Jingle all the way,
    Oh what fun it is to ride
    In a one-ferret open sleigh, O
    Jingle tubas jingle tubas
    Jingle all the way,
    Oh what fun it is to ride
    In a one-ferret open sleigh.
  11. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    SAM FREEMAN!!!!!

    I DO BELIEVE THATS A SEEDY SONG!
  12. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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    Jul 21, 1999
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    Singing Xmas songs eh? OK....


    They said there'll be snow at Christmas
    They said there'll be peace on Earth
    But instead it just kept on raining
    A veil of tears for the Virgin's birth
    I remember one Christmas morning
    A winters light and a distant choir
    And the peal of a bell and that Christmas Tree smell
    And their eyes full of tinsel and fire

    They sold me a dream of Christmas
    They sold me a Silent Night
    And they told me a fairy story
    'Till I believed in the Israelite
    And I believed in Father Christmas
    And I looked at the sky with excited eyes
    'Till I woke with a yawn in the first light of dawn
    And I saw him and through his disguise

    I wish you a hopeful Christmas
    I wish you a brave New Year
    All anguish pain and sadness
    Leave your heart and let your road be clear
    They said there'll be snow at Christmas
    They said there'll be peace on Earth
    Hallelujah Noel be it Heaven or Hell
    The Christmas you get you deserve
  13. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 22, 1999
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    ummm...interesting.....

    CA, darlin, honey, sweetheart...how do you know about Debbie and her Dallas doings?
  14. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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    Ohhhh....errrr....well.....
    *looks round for some excuse. Under his breath:*
    "Come on, help me out here, guys!"

    Uhhh....Commander Wedge Antilles? Yeah, that's it, CWA told me about them!
  15. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    No, no, no..sorry CA...that isn't an excuse..that just means you spent your entire youth watching porn...you need to say that you 'were deprived love from an early age and took solace in being a pervert'..that should wash quite well! ;)

    Seedy? A song about tubas and ferrets?!
  16. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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  17. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Blimey! One more post in over one hour!! Things are really hotting up in here!

    Just had a corporate buffet...attempted chatting up yet another female to little or no success...ho hum! Still no reply from the other one either...ho hum...
  18. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 22, 1999
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    Anyone else have constant car trouble or is that just an American thing?
  19. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Do you mean trouble as in damaging the car alot... I do that to Mum's car at least once a month ;) This month I was reversing into the driveway when I kind of sort of ended up driving into the wall :eek: Not much damage though, just a scratch onthe bumper. Needless to say I am never revesing into the driveway again
  20. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    I meant problems with your car that cheap manufacturers and ignorant mechanics cause, but if we're talking about damage caused by me...welllll....I do that too. I've wrecked every car I've ever driven. Lemme see....

    My mom's mini-van I totaled. Wasn't my fault though! Some nitwit stopped in the middle of the road.

    My step dads BMW and Mercedes...sorry about that, Bill! Once again, not my fault!

    My mom's Lexus, I kinda sorta well....she still doesn't know it was me...kinda scratched it on a bush. Who in their right mind puts thorn bushes that close to a driveway, I ask you?!

    Only one of my parents cars I never wrecked was my dream car. The car my mom leased, not because she liked it, but because she was trying to drive me mad with envy; A six cylinder, cherry red, 95 Ford Mustang convertible. She wrecked that one.

    My cars..well, I've kinda wrecked all of them too. There was my first car; n 81 Dodge Aris fondly named Piece of ****. I backed her up into a fence, rear ended someone at a stop light and kinda side swiped a wall.

    My second car was an 89 Plymouth Sundance (not that any of you have a clue what any of these cars are, but I'm on a roll) named Burgy. She was actually more of a Wine red but I liked the name Burgy so I told everyone she was burgandy. They all thought I was color blind. Oh well. Anyway, I side swipped a tree and rear ended someone in that one. Then, while I was driving around looking for a new car, I kinda ran her right into a foot tall cement embankment....good thing I was car shopping at the time.

    The car I've got now, a 95 Mercury Mystique, I've only wrecked once, thank you very much! Ran into some woman trying to get out of the Post Office parking lot. Although I still swear she didn't have her turn signal on, the insurance company said it was my fault.

    And just for the record, knowing all this, CA was still brave enough to climb into my car and was returned home unscratched, undented and pretty much untraumatized....we hope and pray.
  21. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Dec 3, 1999
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    Looks like I've got meself a date! Woohoo!! Back in the game and playing at peak performance!!

    Have a great Xmas you guys!
  22. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 25, 2000
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    <Never EVER getting in a car with Wormie behind the wheel>

    I get really bad road rage which has sort of caused me a few arguments...
  23. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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    Jul 21, 1999
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    Better not, Gav. You didn't see her when she was leaving the carpark after the American football game :D
  24. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 22, 1999
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    Hey! We would STILL be sitting there if I hadn't cut the van off! And I told you and Christy my car could jump that curb and it did just fine, thank you very much!
  25. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 25, 2000
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    I almost got smashed into by a lorry once... it was that close to hitting us... the idiot was turning right but he was neither indicating and in the bloddy wrong lane... I was hardly to blame.

    Needless to say I hate lorries now, and buses,and old people on the road that stick to the speed limit. I was 20 minutes late for a tutorial at uni once cos I was stuck behind some silly old cow that seemed to think she would get done for speeding doing 15mph
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