Public disservice announcement.

Right now I'm wearing Canadian flag boxers.

For those inclnced to think about my crotch, it is covered by a maple leaf.

I'm actually feeling surprisingly good about this after all, I am rubbing my arse against the Canadian flag every time I move.

Oh yeah, this is a winner.

 

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.



...I'm sorry, was that suggestive?

 

And remember, nobody has the right to touch you in your maple leaf area.

 

Let me just say I need a surprisingly large maple leaf.

 

Some of us need the support of Maple Leaf briefs.

 

"Let me just say I need a surprisingly large maple leaf."

What's your benchmark?

 

Have you ever seen a normal fig leaf?

No wonder eve was talking to the snake.

 

I really couldn't care less about maple leaves and your crotch, farraday.

 

We caaaaaaaare!!

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Let me just say I need a surprisingly large maple leaf.

Elephantiasis is no laughing matter.