Pubs Galore

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Jacques_Cousteau, Feb 23, 2002.

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  1. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 30, 2001
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    Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our weekly pub quiz. Keep your eyes on your own paper and no shouting out the answers.

    Question 1 ... how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?
  2. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 26, 2000
    star 6
    //hand up

    Blue!!!!























    Oh wait...was I supposed to write it down?
  3. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
    star 5
    House!!! Goddam zebras can't play a good game of bingo though
  4. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 30, 2001
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    Three points for everyone.

    Question 2 .... if a tree falls over in a forest and there's no-one there to see it, does that count as deforestation?
  5. Jacques_Cousteau Jedi Knight

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    Feb 21, 2002
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  6. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 30, 2001
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    Three points and a free pint for Fishead.

    And that's the end of the quiz. We have a tie-break situation, so, as is customary, I'm going to throw this tie into the pub car park, and the first person to break it gets this lovely packet of juicy peanuts.

    // throws tie
  7. Jacques_Cousteau Jedi Knight

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    Feb 21, 2002
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  8. Jacques_Cousteau Jedi Knight

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    I found a Tie, oh sorry its a mods, damn mods allways leaving stuff lieing around
  9. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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    That wasn't a mod's tie...that was the unmistakable looking tie of the mountain yak - can't play poole to save their lives, those damn yaks
  10. Jacques_Cousteau Jedi Knight

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    Feb 21, 2002
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    Mountain yak??? help!! wheres the yack repellant
  11. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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    // passes can of Mountain Yak repellent

    It won't work though. You're better off draping yourself in a yak net. Only thing that keep those lil suckers out.
  12. Jacques_Cousteau Jedi Knight

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    Feb 21, 2002
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    ah thats better, annoying pesky creatures
  13. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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    Speaking of annoying pesky creatures, d'ya often find spiders complain more about short pub measures than anyone else?
  14. Jacques_Cousteau Jedi Knight

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    Feb 21, 2002
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    yea, you'd think that having 8 legs would take up most of their attention, but no they still have time left to criticise
  15. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 13, 2000
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    lol @ minx and ttg. that'll confuse em.
  16. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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    But don'tcha find nobody criticises quite like a grasshopper. They always seem to end up with lipstick on their glass
  17. Jacques_Cousteau Jedi Knight

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    Feb 21, 2002
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    we dont serve their kind in here
  18. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 26, 2000
    star 6
    what...?

    Pool playing Yaks?

  19. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
    star 5
  20. Jacques_Cousteau Jedi Knight

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    Feb 21, 2002
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    the yaks are welcome but the grasshoppers are not
  21. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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    Bloody hell....next you'll be saying you don't serve yellow pythons cuz they lookatcha funny...
  22. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 26, 2000
    star 6
    //pouts

    What has glasshoppa ever done to you????
  23. Jacques_Cousteau Jedi Knight

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    Feb 21, 2002
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    thems the rules, i dont make em and ill thank you not to break em
  24. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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    Why, will we get thrown out by the "bouncers"?

    // sniggers

    We'd better wear a good bra Minx, just incase.
  25. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 26, 2000
    star 6
    Orange iron plated.

    Made in Scotland...from Girders.
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