Pubs Galore

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Jacques_Cousteau, Feb 23, 2002.

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  1. Jacques_Cousteau Jedi Knight

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    bras for what? gaining favour with the bouncers
  2. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    No...for protecting us against them.

    If we wear our superbras...they can't harm us...cuz our boobs are like a shield of steel.
  3. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Exactly - nobody grabs us and throws us out by our bouncers and gets away with it
  4. Jacques_Cousteau Jedi Knight

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    well we were never talking about throwing you out, unless youre grasshoppers

    youre not....grasshoppers are you?

    Cos im afrais of grasshoppers *looks nervously at tanktop girl and MOTs*
  5. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Ahhh glasshoppa...!!!
  6. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    // looks down

    Er...no - I look more like a horsefly. Do I get a reserved table?
  7. Jacques_Cousteau Jedi Knight

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    depends on how horsey you smell and how the other customers feel about it, dont worry most of them smell just as bad
  8. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    I smell of pink fluffy clouds and angel dust. I'm a laydee horseflyalike
  9. Jacques_Cousteau Jedi Knight

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    in that case mi'lady we have reserved seating over by the window, theres a lovely view

    *quickly sweeps the pile of trash on the bar into the mouth of a passed out customer and puts a wilted bunch of flowers on the bar*

    there thats a bit cheerier
  10. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    I'm not sitting next to that zebra.
  11. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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  12. Jacques_Cousteau Jedi Knight

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    its ok, hes harmless...well nothing a good dose of flyspray and deoderant wont fix anyway
  13. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    It's that kinda pub. You know - the kinda pub where all the zebras stop talking when you walk in...the music goes off and they all stare at you...
  14. Jacques_Cousteau Jedi Knight

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    the zebra was talking??!! hear that everyont the zebra is talking to us again!!!!

    This calls for a celebration, drinks are on the house
  15. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    I'll have a double ribena
  16. Jacques_Cousteau Jedi Knight

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    double ribena it is, who else? howabout you PoT whats youre poison, oh and somebody ask what the zebra wants
  17. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    The zebras on the wagon
  18. BobaMyHelperMonkey Jedi Knight

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    Hmm...oi! This be that thread you besa talking bout Jacques?

    Yallo to yousa all. I besa Boba, Protege of Thrawns Helper Monkey. He is the supreme sub-autocratic grand poobah of high and mightiness in the Victorian Forums, and he has asked me to not only ask you all to come and saw hello to Us Victorians, but to make comment on this, Jacques thread.

    His excellency Protégé of Thrawn believes that Arun_Dale has summed this thread up perfectly, and in its entirety.

    ?
  19. Jacques_Cousteau Jedi Knight

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    yes yes thats all very well and good but what do you want to DRINK!! as in bar, serving drinks
  20. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    // points and laughs @ BMHM's icon
  21. Jacques_Cousteau Jedi Knight

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    thats no monkey, thats a slug!!

    hey wheres my PA system gone?? *wacks head* theiving slug, ill get you for this, PoT will be hearing about this theft Boba
  22. Jet-Eye Jedi Master

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    I've posted Jacques, so there.

    I've nothing else to say, except it's too bloody cold over there in Britain! I was there not so long ago (more or less, France, same dif when it comes to weather), Christ it was cold!

    Madness!

    There's my 2 cents....
  23. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    But what about my galactic nips!

    They're receiving radio signals from the Zebras mothership. He has to go home and do his homework!
  24. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Is your name legal, Jet-Eye?

    EDIT: Minx your intergalactic nipple told me to tell you it had just popped to the shops for a pound of sprouts. It'll be back in five.
  25. Jacques_Cousteau Jedi Knight

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    whose name legal? what the?
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