Pull My Finger

PULL MY FINGER

Welcome to the Pull my finger, galactic bar and place where all Scum and Villany in the Galaxy hang. Accomodation Availible.


We serve:

Beer,
Synthahol,
Methalated Spirits,
Ale,
Gin,
Mixers,
Coctails,
Water,
and green stuff in a jar.

NOTICE BOARD:
Newbies get first drink free.
No Droids, Jedi or Rebel Scum.
Sky Sports 53,
We serve food (mostly curry),
Wookie Security Guards will rip arms off.
Stormtroopers welcome.
Bar Staff Wanted.
NO BLASTERS

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I'm Bartender,

Greg Hammond

NAME: Greg Hammond,
ADDRESS: Pull My Finger: Cantina,
FROM: Alderaan,
AGE: Too Old,
OCCUPATION: Bartender,
PREFERED WEAPON: Wookie Guards,
PETS: The Dewback out front called 'Pat',
LIKES: Wookies, Rodians, Humans.
DISLIKES: Rebels, Spys, Mind Tricks, Corellian Freighter Pilots.

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Greg Sits at Bar, reading a beer glass, waiting for customers.

 

poor guy, you've been reading that for a whole day and a half!

 

I think i've found a secret message in it.
Greg Says. After a while...

It says: 'Pluh' Is that french?

Wanna Drink, Miss?