FF:WA Purple Monkey Dishwasher

I'm just trying to prove a point. Post a lot of pointless messages here.

 

well hey it works in QLD

 

QLD and "pointless"
yep I can see the connection

 

I thought that forum alone provided everyone's recommended allowance of pointless drivel . Oh well. If you must. I'll do my bit to help.

 

*Gurgles quietly*

 

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw a leaf captured by the wind taken on a journey that knew no end. I couldn't help but think about chocolate icecream slightly melted in the microwave covered in hundreds and thousands. And whether or not if I turned a piece of paper into pulp, could I make it paper again. How strange it is when you let your mind go free.

 

The previous started to be interesting and then turned into something else...my contribution to useless posts, and I'm an expert at it

 

if there are blue canaries under the river, how many trees run around the fox?

1) Pink!!

2) July

3) Put tab A into Slot B.

4) The Hokey Pokey

Pointless enuf for everybody?

 

Answer is 3.
But if a yellow canary and a Ansett aircraft left the same place at the same time who would arrive at the same destination first??

 

Neither, the canary would have the advantage until it gets sucked into the engine of said plane, thus causing the plane to plummet into the ground below.

Technically the would both land at the same time !

 

well, if ya wanna be pedantic, the jet would get there first, cos the nose of the jet would hit te ground first, before the engine... assuming the wings didnt fall off on the way down, in which case the canary in the engine would proly get there first.

 

42

 

How many roads must a Man walk down?

 

How long is a piece of string?

 

twice as long as the distance between the middle and one end

 

Hey . . . that's deep!

 

What colour is deep red in chemical terms??

 

Ooh ooh pick me ,pick me!!! I know this one.

 

The 1-liner approach to posts is pointless..

 

Is that better?

 

Much better.

 

Nope this is better:
If the purple people eater is purple than what colour are his/her teeth...

 

Off-white?

 

You are just to logical.....correct.