Evan, IN Q. What sucks more than Jar Jar Binks? A. The Lions

The Detroit Lions, they are the epitome of suck. They suck worse than the Bengals and that's pretty damn bad.

"That's no moon, that's The Lions and they suck!"

Worst finish in NFL football history!

 

My cousin (from Michigan) was hoping they would have a perfect(ly bad) season a few days ago. If your gonna lose anyway, do it spectacularly, right?

 

And you people call yourselves sci-fi fans (translates to nerd for most mainstream peoples). No self respecting sci-fi fan would ever watch sports. Such is the calling card of Jocks. Oh geez the junior high flashbacks! (curls up into a fetal position)

What?

Oh...oh yeah. The swimming thing, right.

See swimming does not really count. I'm not competing against anyone. YES! That makes a difference. For frak's sake!

Huh? NO! I'm not going to be brought before the Special Council for Un-Nerdly Activities. What charges?! On being a hypocrite! Frak! Frakkity-frak-frak on that.

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Also, Kesh, there's the "healthy eating" thing and the "no video games" thing

EDIT: and again, my reason for watching football is because it is in HD, and HD is AWESOME and should be rewarded