Niagara, ON QooC

OK, this forum needs this.

What does QooC stand for? Quoted Out Of Context.

This can be the place to quote those one liners that somebody said, that you just need to share.

An example from another place I frequent online:

"You know, we're pretty comfortable with each other for 2 people who've never laid "

 

"I should have told the boys to wash their hands"

 

"Oh great (name removed to protect those involved), now you've gotta lick my saber!"

 

"I have to go to bed in 15 min..I don't want to fall asleep with Chris and John tomorrow...there's no telling what they may do!".

Remember who said this??

 

"If you don't be good I won't let you drink from my alien!"

 

"Well, that's the first time I've seen that" "Seen what?" "A woman clear the table"

 

"Oh sure, NOW I get it"

Sorry, I HAD to. (the person I'm talking to, knows that I'm talking to them. lol).

 

"You get to stick your hand up the hole".

well, I have to tell you something about this.....it was said by a guy in my music class, who everyone thinks is gay. I won't tell you WHY he said it though. lol.

 

"Yeah, story of my life. All socks, no ravaging."

 

"Cock-fighting is illegal....but pussy-fighting is much more fun to watch"

Chris Leigh, Committee Meeting, April 25th

 

"ok....I will do Heather and Rick tomorrow then Laurie last"

 

Well, I see the meeting was once again producive...

 

"ewww.....you're scrubing down the shower".

PS: I don't know if I got that quote totally correct.

 

"Hayden is the coolest person on earth. If I was a girl I'd ask him to marry me. "

 

"Don't deprive me of my two inches!"

 

"Look at my boobs. Clearly not true to life."

 

I missed that one...who said it and when?

 

The queen herself, Ms. Portman! I saw it! heheheh she's so funny!

Shaden *^_^*

 

"Bring your foreskinnys over here"

 

"Daddy, get off of me!"

(sorry if I miss-quoted, you know who you are.....I forgot if that's what you actually said. lol)

 

"He's hot, but he's not the bomb!"

 

"I talk to *blank* for 5 minutes everyday and get off"

Sorry, I just had to eventually.

 

"Bayley stop thrusting! stop thrusting! You're gonna hurt me!"


Shaden *^_^*

 

Andrew, don't you dare put your post in context! Aigh!!

 

Okay...this quote is in context...
I've been waiting for someone to post this, but I guess I will...

"Is that your husband?"

It was said to Laurie, refering to me...

Okay...maybe it was funnier when it was said...Trust me, you HAD to be there...