Qu'est ce que l'été, sinon la saison des tests??

Red est toujours là quand il faut avec son

Je sens qu'avec le retour de ce topic, je vais vous balancer les faux tests que j'ai écrits il y a trois ans sur les allemands et les français.

je les ai fait c'etait rigolo ... je suis Neutral pour l'émotion, 30% Evil, 10% gay, soft kiss et ANGER pour le pecher ... curieux ca ..

merci plo je fais de gros efforts pour ne pas le placer n'importe ou pour lui donner un sens aussi amusant que si j'ecrivais une phrase entiere!!

Find your starwars twin !

Un tout petit peu long à faire mais le résultat nous en apprend beaucoup

openness : C3PO : very low (7 percentile)
This droid versed in political protocol of thousands of cultures is governed by rules and prefers not to meddle with the ways and traditions of his hosts.

conscientious : Admiral Ozzel : low (25 percentile)
A generally conscientious soldier who is susceptible to occasional lapses & blunders, such as the mistake he made at the beginning of the imperial assault on the rebel base at Hoth.

extraversion : "Old Ben" Kenobi : neither high nor low (37 percentile)
this crazy old hermit isn't seen much. He doesn't appear to desire company, keeping himself to himself.

agreeableness : Obi-Wan Kenobi : very high (90 percentile)
This loyal, kind, and honorable young Jedi is a good man.

neuroticism : Chewbacca : neither high nor low (49 percentile)
This wookie belongs in the middle of Neuroticism because on one hand he is a strong and fearless individual but on the other hand he is excitable and easily upset (as shown by his reaction before C-3P0 suggested R2-D2 "let the wookie win").


quel personnage de dessin animé etes vous?

You are Tweety.
You are cute, and everyone loves you. You are a best friend that
no one takes the chance of losing. You never hurt feelings and
seldom have your own feelings hurt. Life is a breeze. You are
witty, and calm most of the time. Just keep clear of back stabbers,
and you are worry-free.


Quelle chanson de Led Zep' etes vous?

Whole Lotta Love
You are interested in 2 things in this world: Love and sex. [face_shocked] You are a complete romantic (and probably a big whore.) You just want to be loved.
You really value your friends and your family, but more than anything, you value your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/person you are stalking.
You don't necessarily value yourself very much, but it's ok because you will find someone else to value you. Sad, but you're oblivious, so it doesn't matter.

Je suis un monstre.

openness - high 84 %
Yoda -- This wise, philosophical, and thoughtful Jedi master challenges the establishment, encouraging his pupils to unlearn what they have learned and see the world in novel, creative ways.
High scorers tend to be original, creative, curious, complex. C'est bon pour mon ego.

conscientious very low 4 %
Han Solo -- This disheveled and scruffy smuggler leads a reckless and haphazard life, with little respect for rules and procedures.
Low scorers tend to be disorganized, undependable, negligent. Je dois avouer que vi.

extraversion low 31 %
"Old Ben" Kenobi -- this crazy old hermit isn't seen much. He doesn't appear to desire company, keeping himself to himself.
Low scorers tend to be introverted, reserved, inhibited, quiet. Ah oui, c'est vrai, je suis timide de nature.

agreeableness very low 8 %
Emperor Palpatine -- An evil, power hungry tyrant, he is manipulative, evil, and ruthless.
Low scorers tend to be critical, rude, harsh, callous. QUOI????

neuroticism very high 90 %
Tuscan warriors -- These inhabitants of Tatooine are unpredictable, temperamental, and excitable, and known to be especially moody in their difficult teenage years.
High scorers tend to be nervous, high-strung, insecure, worrying
oh, okay

openness 24% (low)
Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru -- Taking the role of Luke Skywalkers Guardians on Tatooine, they prefer to focus on pragmatic everyday needs of moisture farming. They are generally unwilling to entertain Luke's broader vision, protecting Luke from new ideas (even if they know some of them to be true!).
Mouais...

conscientious 13% (very low)
Han Solo -- This disheveled and scruffy smuggler leads a reckless and haphazard life, with little respect for rules and procedures.
Oups!! .....

extraversion (15%) low
Wampas -- reclusive creatures of the ice planet Hoth. They are rarely seen & generally shy, leading a solitary existence
ouais bof...

agreeableness (74%) high
Qui-Gon Jinn -- This Jedi master is loyal, sensitive, and sympathetic


neuroticism (43%) neither high nor low
Chewbacca -- This wookie belongs in the middle of Neuroticism because on one hand he is a strong and fearless individual but on the other hand he is excitable and easily upset (as shown by his reaction before C-3P0 suggested R2-D2 "let the wookie win").
vi

openness high (65 percentile)

Wicket -- A particularly curious, inventive, and resourceful young Ewok, open to exploring new ideas and developing novel solutions to everyday problems (e.g., destroying AT-STs).

conscientious low (25 percentile)

Admiral Ozzel -- A generally conscientious soldier who is susceptible to occasional lapses & blunders, such as the mistake he made at the beginning of the imperial assault on the rebel base at Hoth.

extraversion very low (9 percentile)

Wampas -- reclusive creatures of the ice planet Hoth. They are rarely seen & generally shy, leading a solitary existence.

agreeableness neither high nor low (50 percentile)

Darth vader/Anakin Skywalker -- This character truly belongs in the middle of the agreeableness dimension, representing both good and evil. On one hand a kind and warm, on the other hand, evil & ruthless.

neuroticism very low (7 percentile)

Princess Leia -- A confident & calm individual who does not crack under pressure (e.g.,. when being threatened by Lord Vader). She is brave and relaxed, even when in great danger (e.g., when disguising herself as a bounty hunter to gain access to Jabba the Hutt's palace).

P.S.: Je suis Tweety aussi, Cixi.

Bah, moi aussi je suis Tweety, alors ça veut rien dire, hein

Je "suis" Stairway to heaven"

Je suis Tweety

- Openess
Admiral Ackbar -- When Admiral Ackbar
engages in battle, he does so by the
book. His tactics are generally
conservative preferring to avoid creative,
risky, or novel plans except in rare
circumstances.

- Conscientious
Admiral Ozzel -- A generally
conscientious soldier who is susceptible
to occasional lapses & blunders, such as
the mistake he made at the beginning of
the imperial assault on the rebel base at
Hoth.

- Extraversion
Ewoks -- A species with extraverted
and introverted tendencies. On one
hand they are a shy, timid, and
reclusive species. On the other hand,
they are very sociable, living in
groups, placing great emphasis of
interpersonal relations.

- Agreeableness
Boba Fett -- A mean and menacing bounty
hunter, known for his ruthlessness.

- Neuroticism
Princess Leia -- A confident & calm
individual who does not crack under
pressure (e.g.,. when being threatened
by Lord Vader). She is brave and
relaxed, even when in great danger
(e.g., when disguising herself as a
bounty hunter to gain access to Jabba
the Hutt's palace).

Tu devrais mettre les pourcentages, c'est plus parlant...

Y'a t'il autre-chose que Tweety dans ce test de perso de dessin-animé ?...

Ou bien, est-ce que Tweety serait une sorte de totem de FFF ?

il doit y avoir Calimero pour Akhun

Quel film vous représente le mieux
Test

Moi, je suis American Beauty
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Je suis Magnolia, un film que je n'ai jamais vu...

Je suis American Beauty aussi..

Je suis Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon... si quelqu'uin connaît...

oh oui je connais! excellent film!!!

moi j'uis MI2

Discover your past life

J'étais un Empereur pinguin qui produisaient des spéctacles sur glace !!

Grab your tux ? in a past life you were an Emperor penguin of distinguished character and notable charm. Here's what we know about you: Adored by all, you looked particularly dashing in your top hat and tails. Quite the visionary, you brought popular theater to the ice-skating rink. "Cats...on Ice!" and "The Saturday Night Fever Ice Capades" were two of your best-received works and were especially big hits with your friends and neighbors. Your fame would have spread worldwide if not for the fact that you looked exactly like every other penguin on the ice cap. Frustrated, you made a brash attempt to assert your individuality: You threw away your penguin suit; purchased a racy, powder-blue number with frilly cuffs; and set sail for the mainland. International acclaim eluded you, but you were quite content spending the rest of your days in Tierra del Fuego, where your all-ice-skating production of "Hamlet" met with great praise and commercial success.

"in your past life you were a beautiful hermit crab with outstanding artistic talent."
Bon, pour les résultats faudrait que je sois inscrite

ca prend deux secondes pour s'inscrire et c'est à mourir de rire..

nain porte nawak!

Come out and play ? in your previous life, you were a hamster named Vladimir. Here's what we know about you: Born on the plains of Siberia, you spent your early years weathering harsh winters, drinking vodka, and attending committee meetings. Determined and headstrong, you always got your way when push came to shove. But it wasn't all darkness ? no one knew how to let loose and have a good time better than you. You were the reigning Twister champ, and you always emerged victorious from the Bolshevik's annual Dance-a-Thon (your signature step, the Funky Chicken, was a huge crowd pleaser). As you were also quite the health fanatic, you developed and patented a set of exercise wheel fitness videos that quickly became all the rage in Siberia. Your commercial success led you to denounce Communism and head for the States, where you ultimately provided the inspiration for a wacky Web site and song.

c'est trop excellent ce test j'en pleure de rire !

American beauty...

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Come on out of your shell ? in your former life you were a turtle name Gifford. The details are a bit sketchy, but we do have a brief summary based on public records: You were born in a small pond beside a saloon. Despite having an exceptionally athletic father, you seemed to prefer sunbathing and mud baths to more active pursuits. Contrary to the rumor, your favorite color was never green, but actually blue. Few people knew that you were a talented poet because most of your work was destroyed during a flash flood that swept away not only your library, but your entire community. Fortunately you had the pluck to survive, settle down, make some eggs, and live happily ever after with your wife Melinda and your 20 offspring

euh.. okay....


Oh, oh, et c'est quoi votre superpouvoir??

Holy smokes, you've got X-RAYVISION! Your answers show a keen sense of insight, coupled with a piercing mind. Okay, so you may not be able to see through brick walls ? not yet, anyway. But you probably enjoy looking beneath the surface of things and reading between the lines. Your X-ray vision lets you see things others can't, making you good at reading people's motivations, solving mysteries of all kinds, or maybe just finding misplaced car keys. You've got the gift, so if you haven't started using it, it's high time you did. Just think of the benefits: You could really start undressing people with your eyes. Winning lottery tickets and grand prize soda-bottle caps will be effortlessly revealed to you. So start practicing! All superheroes know that developing your powers begins with mental training. To start honing your X-ray vision, try looking for the hidden meaning in things. Read old English poetry. Do crossword puzzles. Think metaphorically. Once you've trained your mind, you'll be ready to instruct the eyes. Start with gauzey fabrics, then move on to semi-transparent glass. Keep at it, and you'll be seeing through concrete slabs in no time. Good luck!

J'aurai pas dû dire que des fois je déshabillais les gens du regard

On le savait!!

Stop the clock! Your inner superpower is TIMETRAVEL! Your answers show a keen sense of insight for all the mysteries of time. Whether you enjoy reminiscing about thepast or find yourself lost in thoughts of the future, your energies definitely point away from the present. Maybe you're mere seconds ahead or behind the rest of us, but you could also be days or even years out of sync. Your unique position in time and space gives you a wider perspective on daily events and makes you an especially wise person. You're probably a great planner. And since time is yours to play with, it's almost a given that you manage it well. If you haven't yet taken a trip through the fourth dimension, you're in for the ride of your life. Don't delay! Visit the future. Fix the past. And when you come across a very special moment, make it last as long as you like.