Question of the Week #8: If You Could Be Any Alien In the SW Universe, What Would You Be?

Hey gang! Here is another question of the week!

If you could be any alien in the Star Wars universe, what would you be?

 

The Sarlacc. You don't have to do anything but sit around in the sun being lazy. You don't even have to worry about food as Jabba makes sure your well feed.

That is the life, just laying around in the sun with a full belly. Full for a thousand years, ahhhhh.........

 

A Wookie. No one messes with a wookie. Plus you have a good excuse for having a continual bad hair day.

 

ITHORIANS they make great bounty hunters

 

This will sound strange, but I kinda like the Kaminoans. They're very graceful.

Still...maybe I should change it to something else. Finding turtlenecks would be murder!

 

The Kaminoans were very cool.

But, if I had to be any alien, I think I would be a Twi'lek. They just look so darn cool. Plus, they're everywhere in the SW universe, so at least I wouldn't be lonely.

 

I think I would have to be whatever race Yoda is. I mean, who would think such a little package would be such a big fire-cracker. Either that or a Corelliean. The guys get all the hot ladies

 

I guess... I'd like to be a Hutt. So sue me.

Failing that, I'd like to be... Neimoidian.

 

Hmm...I'm seeing a real power thing here, Viper. Hutts...Niemodians.

Still, I guess there's something to be said for having a lot of money.

 

Hey everyone, I hope you do not mind I am going to steal this idea and bring it to NYC.

 

Steal away, MysterySith.

 

'taint about power, Wook... 's about EVIL.... *heh heh heh heh heh*

 

Evil is more fun. You get all the cool gadgets.

 

And usually when you're evil, you get the 'bad' girls to go with it. That's if you are a guy. Usually evil women end up up with sniveling male assistants. Why is that? Is it some sort of domination thing?