QUESTIONS YOU CAN'T ASK THE LFL JEDI COUNCIL

If the Empire had resources to thousands of SDs, millions of Stormies thousands of TIEs.. why did they only deploy 3, 4 SDs to attack Hoth and only a hand full of Stormies? And why did they not send out at least a few dozen TIEs when they were attacking the Millenium Falcon?? Bad stratedic decisions me thinks.

 

The Empire didn't really try against the Rebels. Would you ? If you had Millions of Units, while they have a few hundred. Plus movie budget. Gota hate that.

 

Yes the budget thing sucks...

But seriouslly, why just not deploy 1 fleet of TIEs form only 1 SD. That's 72 TIE fighters... but I only saw 5-10. But I guess the Empire could have wiped out the Rebels in a swift move... if they wanted to

 

WHERES THE JOHN?????

 

YOU only saw 4 or 5, but I'm sure there were many more that you DIDN"T see because they're not going to show a whole sequance for every TIE fighter.

The DEATH STAR JOHN is on level 5,677, corridor 4,567,234,765,543, and its the 456,234,563,453,452,347,654,745,125,785,161,167,86,469th door on the left. By the way, they're not numbered, so you have to count. Oh yeah, there's only ONE toilet in the John, so you have to wait a VERY long time. Unless of course you want to use Palpatine's perosnal John, but that's EXTREMELY risky, since he spends three fourths of his time in there catching up on all the most recent pornos.

 

Why does Han touch Leia's breast in ROTJ???

 

Duhhh... wouldn't you given the oppertunity?

 

Um yes. LoL. Well why did they keep it in then?

 

I dunno that one. I'm guessing it's either because they didn't notice it, they didn't think anyone else would notice it, or they did it on purpose to show the growin Han/Leia relationship...he grabs her boob, she likes it.

 

Is it just me, or in ESB, wasn't Han frozen in carbonite while wearing his blue vest, and then in ROTJ, when he's thawed out, the vest has somehow disappeared? Did it melt or something?

 

What happened to GL's neck? ?

 

What happened to the shoulder-cuffs Han was wearing when he was frozen? They weren't there in ROTJ. Wild_Huntress, Han wasn't wearing his blue vest, he was wearing the white top.

 

Damir: The task force seen at the start of ESB is Vader's own private force alloted to him by the Emperor to specifically hunt down Luke Skywalker. It was chance that they stumbled across the Rebel base on Hoth and he was there. I don't think Palpatine wanted vader with too much power in any case


Question:

What is the deal with the the Dark Side cave on Dagobah?
Why is it strong in the Force (and I don't want Zahn's explanation, I want GL's) about it's origin before I can die a happy fan boy

 

In RotJ, when the Imperials run out of the bunkers and there are dozens of Ewoks on top of the bunker; why dont the Imperials just shoot the Ewoks?

Is it true that Jabba is played by George Lucas?

Will we see Aayla Secura in another sexy outfit in ep3, and will she have lines this time?

Why are the Stormies such bad shots? Without using the excuse of them not able to kill-off the main characters.

 

Guff, the shoulder-cuffs are a topic of conversation some friends & I have had before. I like to think they were made out of carbonite also...that way they just melded in with the form as it hardened around him...the form thaws out, cuffs are gone...

 

-Who's idea was it to make Jar-Jar a senator?

 

LOL LOL LOL