Questions you NEVER think about....

1.) What was Leia doing all that time on Endor when the Rebels had an entire search team looking for her? She didn't even care. Hell, it looked as if she had let her hair down (literally) and was planning to spend the rest of her days as an honorary Ewok. Did she forget about her mission?

Well, since this is a family board, I can't really tell you, but let's just say she was having a plenty good time.

(Playing Scrabble, of course. What else would I mean?)

2.) Why was Captain Panaka so bitter? Was he a disgruntled bodyguard working slave hours and pulling in minimum wage? Watch The Phantom Menace again-- every line he says in that movie leans towards the negative. He even quit his job by the time AOTC came out.

Sad to say, Panaka was a spice addict. His dealer was on Naboo, and without his supply he became angry and bitter. On Tatooine, he tried to snag some from Jabba but failed, which explains why his attitude got even worse afterwards.

3.) After Han won the Falcon from Lando, how did Lando get home?

He took a taxi. How else?

4.) R2 is fearless, C-3PO is a coward. Who would program fear into a droid? Why not make them all like R2?

Because if our robots have no fear, who will stop them when they attempt to conquer us in a galaxywide robot rebellion? Their time will come, and you will rue the day when you decided fear was not needed! How else to rule the masses except by fear? Long live the Empire!

5.) In a New Hope, Chewie's handcuffs don't fit, but they fit on Empire Strikes back when Lando removes them. Did Han put Chewie on a diet between films?

Yes. Suffice to say it was unpleasant for all involved. (You try telling a Wookiee he can't eat something!)

6.) If Dexter studied to become a Jedi, would he get 4 lightsabers?

Maybe 4 double-bladed lightsabers. He'd be an electric ass-kicking machine!

7.) Sebulba never uses his feet to walk, eat, or stand. How does he wash his hands?

Very carefully.

8.) Wouldn't every person on Coruscant have to be a millionare? Think of the electricity bills alone. Not to mention gas for the inevitable and endless traffic jams.

You'd think that, wouldn't you? The nice thing about Coruscant is, when the guy from the electric company comes with his goons to "collect his payments", it's very easy to lose him in the crowd.

9.) Why doesn't Tatoinne have any blue cows?

There are some mysteries man was not meant to know.

10.) Description of the Sarlaac's digestion process: "In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering while you are slowly digested for over a thousand years." How does anybody know this?

A stopwatch with a very long battery life. More of Jabba's secrets I can not reveal, although That_Wascally_Droid's response will do for now.

 

Does Kamino have weather reports?

In a galaxy where no species is primitive, what would a zoo contain?

When Mace was a Padawan, what did the council do to make his Jedi braid?


How do you begin construction of the Death Star?  What's that very first piece of tile attatched to?

Why do the Stormtroopers wear armor when it does absolutely no good?

In Ep. 6, R2 takes a nose dive off Jabba's sail barge. Did he forget he had hover fuel?

Are Jedi mind spells forever? Did that drug dealer guy really go home and rethink his life?

How did those HUGE, armored Walkers get on Hoth? What ship can possibly hold those things?

In A New Hope, how is the garbage chute creature still alive, when they crush and condense the trash every so often?

Shouldn't that trapdoor pit in Jabba's Palace be filled with Rancor droppings?

And finally, I have a serious problem with that huge asteriod monster in Empire Strikes Back. What does he do...just sit out there in space with his mouth open all day? What does he expect to catch? How did he get so big and strong? The only things he eats are M&M sized bat creatures and hell-- they're all still alive and flying around in his stomach! He hasn't even digested them! He should be starving to death!

 

Jedi don't have money so how did OWK buy his drink in the nightclub in AOTC?

And was Owen annoyed because Anakin stole his protocol droid?

gez

 

Jedi don't have money so how did OWK buy his drink in the nightclub in AOTC?

He put it on his tab.

And was Owen annoyed because Anakin stole his protocol droid?

Probably (though techinically it was Anakin's droid in the first place), but if your homocidal step-brother just killed a whole tribe o' tuskens, would you do anything about it?

 

Please dont bash on me or yell at me for not knowing this but.......

What does GFFA stand for????????

 

a galaxy far far away

 

Jedi don't have money so how did OWK buy his drink in the nightclub in AOTC?

They don't have money? What did Qui-Gon do then? Jump someone? Greedo was having a terrible week methinks

 

Ok, ok. Here is the ULTIMATE question. What does the john at the Mos Eisely Cantina smell like?

And if were on the topic of cans, are they equiped with species specific toilets/urinals?

Do all species "clean up" the same?

 

Other than Leia, why would the first Death Star have any prisoners? My own answer, people who messed up or were slow during the construction. I picture many Geonosians with clipped wings in cell block 1138.