Qui-Gon's Journal (short fic Obi and the Council, Humor)

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  1. SiriGallia Jedi Master

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    This is a place were you can write short funny SW stories you wrote.

    Here is one I wrote (then can be more detailed then mine) :)

    Cast of Charectors: Qui-Gon Obi-Wan Jedi Council

    Story: Obi-Wan can't stand the Jedi Council

    Qui-Gon Journal

    Entry 1

    Obi-Wan can't stand the Jedi Council, he, for the first time, made that perfectly clear. At two points today. I was explaning our new mission...
    ***
    Obi-Wan: So that's our mission?

    Qui-Gon: That's it. You know Obi-Wan I was thinking, it might be a little dangerous...

    Obi-Wan: Master, whatever you do, werever we go, I will stick by you to the end!

    Qui-Gon: That's very brave Obi-Wan, but it will be dangerous.

    Obi-Wan: I'll still stick by you to the end.

    Qui-Gon: Yeah well, you say that, but Ona Nobis may be there, we don't know.

    Obi-Wan: I'll still stick by you to the end.

    Qui-Gon: It may be infested with all manner of over sized insects we have reason to beleive it.

    Obi-Wan: I'll still stick by you to the end.

    Qui-Gon: Well, we know it will deal with assasinations, and poison.

    Obi-Wan: I'll still stick by you to the end.

    Qui-Gon: Well, alright, I can't stop you. First we must go to the Jedi Council

    Obi-Wan: Good-bye Qui-Gon.
    ***
    And yes, he walked away, but I finally managed to finagle him into coming.

    Entry 2

    Obi-Wan displayed another reason for not liking the Jedi Counsil today. It has been a week since we were last to the Temple. I gave Obi-Wan, what I *thought* were the honors of telling the council about our mission. He didn't enjoy the excersize.
    ***
    Obi-Wan: You seen, Masters, first we came to the planet, to negotiate the peace and--

    Plo Koon: We were informed that you had some ship problems.

    Obi-Wan: Yes we did, but it wasn't serious.

    Yarrel Poof: Serious or no, Kenobi, you still must make mention of it.

    Obi-Wan: Right. So we had some trouble with the engine, hyperdrive, and the motavator, then we landed and--

    Yaddle: What troubles, were they?

    Obi-Wan: I'm getting to that, see it didn't happen until after we landed. When we landed a STAP suddenly zoomed through, shooting at the--

    Yoda: Why a STAP there was do you know?

    Obi-Wan: No, I just guessed--

    Mace Window: You must never guess, without knowing the truth Obi-Wan

    Obi-Wan: Yes Master. So after it blew half the ship, we did manage to get out, and eventually we made it to the--

    Evan Peil: Eventually, were there more problems?

    Obi-Wan: No there--

    Ki-Adi-Mundi: If there were, you shall not hide them.

    Obi-Wan: I know I--

    Yoda: Search your feelings you must.

    Obi-Wan: Ahgg!!! There are too many council members here!

    Yoda: Our own council we will keep, on how much council we will keep.
    ***
    OK so I can't blame him too much.

    THE END
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  2. SiriGallia Jedi Master

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  3. SiriGallia Jedi Master

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    UP! :) (boy I did this a long time ago, but since Humor is a little more in style...)
  4. AngelQueen Force Ghost

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    ::AQ giggles:: Cute SiriGallia!!!! I can't blame Obi either!! :D :)

    AQ
  5. quigon70 Force Ghost

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  6. R2-D2_the_Droid Jedi Knight

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    I liked it. You should make another entry one day.
  7. Siri_the_Angel Jedi Knight

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    This is great! And it doesn't look like it will give me nightmares! More soon!
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