Qui-Gon's Journal (short fic Obi and the Council, Humor)

This is a place were you can write short funny SW stories you wrote.

Here is one I wrote (then can be more detailed then mine)

Cast of Charectors: Qui-Gon Obi-Wan Jedi Council

Story: Obi-Wan can't stand the Jedi Council

Qui-Gon Journal

Entry 1

Obi-Wan can't stand the Jedi Council, he, for the first time, made that perfectly clear. At two points today. I was explaning our new mission...
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Obi-Wan: So that's our mission?

Qui-Gon: That's it. You know Obi-Wan I was thinking, it might be a little dangerous...

Obi-Wan: Master, whatever you do, werever we go, I will stick by you to the end!

Qui-Gon: That's very brave Obi-Wan, but it will be dangerous.

Obi-Wan: I'll still stick by you to the end.

Qui-Gon: Yeah well, you say that, but Ona Nobis may be there, we don't know.

Obi-Wan: I'll still stick by you to the end.

Qui-Gon: It may be infested with all manner of over sized insects we have reason to beleive it.

Obi-Wan: I'll still stick by you to the end.

Qui-Gon: Well, we know it will deal with assasinations, and poison.

Obi-Wan: I'll still stick by you to the end.

Qui-Gon: Well, alright, I can't stop you. First we must go to the Jedi Council

Obi-Wan: Good-bye Qui-Gon.
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And yes, he walked away, but I finally managed to finagle him into coming.

Entry 2

Obi-Wan displayed another reason for not liking the Jedi Counsil today. It has been a week since we were last to the Temple. I gave Obi-Wan, what I *thought* were the honors of telling the council about our mission. He didn't enjoy the excersize.
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Obi-Wan: You seen, Masters, first we came to the planet, to negotiate the peace and--

Plo Koon: We were informed that you had some ship problems.

Obi-Wan: Yes we did, but it wasn't serious.

Yarrel Poof: Serious or no, Kenobi, you still must make mention of it.

Obi-Wan: Right. So we had some trouble with the engine, hyperdrive, and the motavator, then we landed and--

Yaddle: What troubles, were they?

Obi-Wan: I'm getting to that, see it didn't happen until after we landed. When we landed a STAP suddenly zoomed through, shooting at the--

Yoda: Why a STAP there was do you know?

Obi-Wan: No, I just guessed--

Mace Window: You must never guess, without knowing the truth Obi-Wan

Obi-Wan: Yes Master. So after it blew half the ship, we did manage to get out, and eventually we made it to the--

Evan Peil: Eventually, were there more problems?

Obi-Wan: No there--

Ki-Adi-Mundi: If there were, you shall not hide them.

Obi-Wan: I know I--

Yoda: Search your feelings you must.

Obi-Wan: Ahgg!!! There are too many council members here!

Yoda: Our own council we will keep, on how much council we will keep.
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OK so I can't blame him too much.

THE END
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Ally UP!

 

UP! (boy I did this a long time ago, but since Humor is a little more in style...)

 

::AQ giggles:: Cute SiriGallia!!!! I can't blame Obi either!!

AQ

 

interesting

 

I liked it. You should make another entry one day.

 

This is great! And it doesn't look like it will give me nightmares! More soon!