Quick question: post your questions here for other members

TTG: do you have a twin?

 

LOL

Nope. Why?

// waits for punchline

 

cause I coulda sworn I saw you (or what I imagine you look like) and you had a twin.

 

I have a pretty good idea why he wants to know.


or perhaps I should get my mind out of the gutter.

 

LOL!!!

// carries on waiting for the punchline

Where was this twin of mine that I don't have, then?

 

you're all cynics and pervs. this is why.













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ROTFLMAOPIMP!!!!!!!!

That was me captured on camcorder when I tried to climb up a piece of glass once...god only knows who that is on the right though....

 

so who's asking the next question?

BTW TTg, there are two threads about you in community. Though in one of them, they think you are cool!

 

ROTFLMAOPIMP

There is nothing ... nothing in this world better than Dancing Monkeys.

 

These threads in Community...are about monkeys right?

Ok, well I have a question for you OA.

OA: How long did it take you to become such an accomplished gaylord?

 

I would love to say it took years of hard work, graft and a steep learning curve. But that would be lying. It came naturally to me.

 

I taught him everything he knows.

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You taught Michael Flathead?

Ok, well I have a quick question. For Alpha.

It's sunny. Do you have your yellow shorts and/or Zorro mask on?

 

if you see a bloke on the news running across tower bridge in yellow shorts and a Zorro cape then I'm going to get a sandwich.

 

TTG: What's your Class A of choice at the weekend?

 

Arun: Anything that doesn't leave me without a nostril divider and looking like Butt Ugly Martian Daniella Westbrook.

Arun: Dog, frog or stood up?

 

you need to a LOT to end up like Ms westbrook.

 

Probably the dog...

There's something primal about it...

OAC: Cheap sunglasses or expensive sunglasses?

 

I could never look like Ms Westbrook. I have class.

// wipes nose on sleeve

EDIT: Good choice. There's something impossible about stood up.

 

I don't watch the TV stood up...so why should one go through the effort when you can get the same result on your knees

 

very expensive.

OJK: dark jeans or stonewash

 

OAC: Dark, now that it's no longer 1988.

Arun: have you seen my sunglasses?

 

Exactly. Eating stood up causes too many dilemmas - i.e. where do you put your sauce?

It's also impossible, to fork, eat and hold your plate all @ the same time...

 

OJK: No

TTG: That was one of the funniest things I have ever read here.

OJK: Peanut Butter: Crunchy or Smooth?

 

Arun: thieving bastard, where are they then?

Arun: Crunchy, tho I've just realised I haven't had any for AGES.

Apha: One of them little brushes, a pot of cream stuff and a cut-throat, or Palmolive gel and a Wilkinson Sword Protector?