Quixmas 2011: Quix Protocol -or- Quixlock Holmes: A Sith of Shadows

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Quixotic-Sith, Dec 13, 2011.

  1. Quixotic-Sith Manager Emeritus

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    Ho! Ho! Ho!

    and Merry Quixmas!

    It's that special time of the year when I get all uppity and demand you pay attention to me again! But remember, there's a very good reason beyond simply stroking my ego. By showing your Quixmas... "spirit"... *ahem*, you can earn real world Quixmas gifts! Santa Quix is a photographer in his spare time, and is once again giving away framed prints to the winners. Whoever shows the most Quixmas spirit gets a framed 8x10, the next guy gets a framed 5x7, the next guy gets a framed 4x6, and after that, you get whatever Tunick is willing to send you via Text/MMS, I guess.

    Don't believe me? **** you; here's Raggedy_Android and her prize from last year:

    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v375/starrless/quixmasgift.jpg]

    The rules are simple: whoever gets the most points wins. You can submit (and document!) your expressions of Quixmas cheer for the following points:

    Bad act: 1 point
    Good act: 2 points
    Naughty act: 3 points
    Pictures of the naughty act in my Inbox: 5 points

    Extra-curricular expressions of Quixmas cheer:

    Rewriting an existing Christmas carol: 1 point
    Writing a *new* Quixmas carol: 2 points
    Recording of you singing the Quixmas carol: 4 points
    Recording of you singing the Quixmas carol with the audio sped up to sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks: 5 points.

    So go, post away, post away all. Point accumulation begins.... NOW!

    Get ******* jolly, dammit!
  2. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    Didn't I already post in this thread :confused:
  3. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    Since we're just reposting from the other thread:

    Have a Holly Jolly Quixmas (2011), Chipmunked.

    Have a Holly Jolly Quixmas
    Because this time next year
    as we all attend
    the world will end
    and Jesus will appear
    Have a Holly Jolly Quixmas
    So the Mayans have foretold
    The Holy Ghost will let you roast
    unless you join the fold
    Hey Ho
    I may seem slow
    but just you wait and see
    I know there's so much more to life
    than mere plausibility
    So have a Holly Jolly Quixmas
    then please start to live in fear
    cause by heaven
    we'll have just eleven
    (months) till the end is here!

    So apparently, if you can't carry a tune, your chipmunk voice won't be able to either.
  4. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    Posting this added rule to make sure no one missed it from the other thread.
  5. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Is that her knee protruding underneath her skirt due to crossed legs or does she require medical attention?
  6. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    I think she was pregnant. So, from a certain point of view...
  7. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    I'm trying to decide what kind of video I want to record for this. Even if doesn't get me many Quixmas points, it will at least serve the purpose for people to make jokes at my expense (trust me on this.........the sound of my voice is horrid).


    Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed.
  8. Quixotic-Sith Manager Emeritus

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    So far, the *entire* Quixmas score is:

    Jabba - 5 points.



    Really? Really?!
  9. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    Is there no one else. Is there NO ONE ELSE?

    Time to start working on Holly Jolly Quixmas extended dance remix.
  10. PRENNTACULAR VIP

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    It's not that bad, homeboy.
  11. tom Chosen One

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    there's one thing i don't understand and that kinda bugs me about quixmas, and that is the whole chipmunked voice thing. rewriting a classic carol? that's fun. posting yourself singing it? even better. but pitching up the voice so it sounds like the chipmunks is just annoying and something that most people probably can't easily do. it's much more interesting to hear someone's actual singing voice and i think it takes more guts to post it that way. anyhoo, it's a minor complaint but i think you should rethink your scoring system for future quixmases.
  12. PRENNTACULAR VIP

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    HOW ABOUT YOU DON'T POOP ON THE QUIXMAS PARADE TOM
  13. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    I agree with Tom.
    Don't worry. If you hate this year's quixmas just hold out for the Eethster Bunny.
    Coming this April to the YJCC.
  14. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    Complaining about someone hosting a contest and spending their time and money giving away free stuff to the winners is the kind of naughty act that should be worth serious points.

    Let me take this opportunity to complain about the thread title. Quixlock?
  15. s65horsey Otter-loving Former EUC Mod

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    My internet went down yesterday and I couldn't post anything here. Despite my frustration I didn't go out and kill anyone so that should count as a good deed.
  16. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    I'm dreaming of a Newt Quixmas
    Just like the one from 94
    When dems were vanquished
    And felt the anguish
    to see Newt's Contract take the floor

    I'm dreaming of a Newt Quixmas
    With every campaign check I write
    May your votes be libertarian right
    And may all your candidates be white

    I'm dreaming of a Newt Quixmas
    With every PAC ad that I see
    May all your Parties include Tea
    And may tax breaks all accrue to me

  17. Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi Force Ghost

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    For my 'nice' act, I am going to donate a bag of food to my local food bank.
    2nd nice act, I will donate a new toy to "Toys for Tots," which I do every year anyway. Do you want me to scan and email you the receipts as proof?


    And if I can find a cameraman, I'll be singing my rewritten
    Quixmas carol and posting the video on YouTube.

    If I chicken out, I'll just post the lyrics here.
  18. s65horsey Otter-loving Former EUC Mod

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    I can't decide if these two are 'nice' or 'bad'.

    I was minding my own business in the turn lane on a road where 2 lanes go left. I watch this lady in an SUV creep out from a parking lot, cutting off a garbage truck who honked at her and slowly creep towards me. She gestures that she'd like to get in front of me and I shake my head no, attempt to point out that she can turn left from the lane she is in and inch closer to the car in front of me. There is no one behind me and her lane also goes left. There is nowhere to turn left immediately on the next road so I know there is no reason she needs to get in front of me. I don't allow her to do so and go on my merry way noticing that she turns left and then moves into the center lane...which is where she would've been if she had just turned from the lane she was in originally.

    I watched a lady in the parking spot next to me push the cart to the front of her SUV instead of taking it to the cart spot 10 feet from us. I think it was longer for her to push it to the front of the car than to the cart spot. I said "Really? You can't put it where it goes?" She babbled about 2 kids in the car and I said "Been there, done that, it isn't that hard." Then went on my way. I didn't say what I wanted to say which was "How about you learn some common courtesy so you can teach it to your children."

    I'm double wrapping several presents for my family so that when they remove one wrapping they must wait their turn to find out what it is because they will need to unwrap another box.
  19. Quixotic-Sith Manager Emeritus

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    Santa Quix just arrived in Pittsburgh after 1500 miles of travel and is a little bushed. Points will be awarded, and efforts to make the world a better and more civil place are considered good acts. ;)
  20. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    If I have the time tomorrow, I'll record & then post my video. Stuck between 2 ideas. :p


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  21. s65horsey Otter-loving Former EUC Mod

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    I'm working on my jingle.

    I made peppermint cupcakes since my parents were busy and needed someone to make something for a party they were attending.
  22. Evil Incarnate Force Ghost

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    I am taking the children's class that I teach in my spare time Christmas Caroling next week. I also volunteered to not take holiday leave and man stay at the shop so that other sailors could fly home to their families for christmas.

    Evil.
  23. Ostrich_Stapler Force Ghost

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    My naughty act was to spend $6 on ice cream at an airport :_| It just looked so good! I hadn't had any in over a month! I NEEDED MY ICE CREAM, ****.
  24. tom Chosen One

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    i donated my year's salary to orphans so they could have a christmas.
  25. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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