Provo Quote board--IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by DarthIshtar, Sep 30, 2006.

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  1. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Spiritofeowyn: Hi, Ish, this is the Spanish Inquisition.
    Ish: I've been expecting you.
  2. Dantana Skywalker Manager Emeritus

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    As said last night by Gardener: "Burned in effigy, dragged by horseback around the city of Troy three times, it's all the same."


    Dana
  3. MiaTieska Jedi Master

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    Jan 3, 2003
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    A few good ones from tonight:

    Ish: "How do you know your Ish is too short?"

    and

    Gardener (to Ish and me, pointing at us): "You're an appletini, and you're an appletini."
    Mia: "Your face is an appletini."
    Gardener: "...Your... grandma's socks... are an appletini..." *dissolves into mumbling*
    Mia: *deadpan* "Did you work on that one at home?"
    Gardener: *mock angry* "I am at home!"

    -Mia
  4. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    LOL, yes, how do you know your Ish is too short?
  5. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    "Honestly, the number of times I've been in a trunk." ~Gardener
  6. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Kateydidnt: Where on earth are our roommates?
    Gardener and Ish (in perfect, unplanned unison): DEAD.
    Kate: So, the two of you were in collusion.
    Ish: Cahoots, the word is CAHOOTS!
  7. MiaTieska Jedi Master

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    There were so many great out of context and in context quotes from the activity tonight, and of course, now I can't remember any of them.

    Except for the kid during the planetarium show, who asked (when all the lights went out), "Are we gonna die?"

    Oh, there was also the discussion of Ish's love for villains.

    Ish: "I'm not allowed to say 'my boy Palpy.'"
    Gardener: "But you're also not allowed to say you're not allowed to say that, cause you still say it!"

    -Mia
  8. Dantana Skywalker Manager Emeritus

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    Don't forget:

    Gardener: I've seen him [Palpatine] shirtless, and I wasn't impressed.

    Heh.


    Dana
  9. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Kateydidnt: This apartment eats books.
    Ish: Maybe I brought a poltergeist. Or, more likely, a Palpygeist.
    Gardener: You're not allowed to say that either!
  10. generalmatta Jedi Padawan

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    :confused: since this is a quote board "I'm dying to blow something up"-Scorch Republic Commando
  11. MiaTieska Jedi Master

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    Mia: "There's nothing better than walking into your friend's bathroom, and seeing a Star Wars fanzine on the counter as the reading material of choice."
  12. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Kate: I like being evil! Can I be evil again some time?
    Ish: ...
    Kate: ...
    Ish: QUOTE BOARD!
    Kate: Then again, maybe not.
    Ish: That's going up there, too!
  13. kateydidnt Force Ghost

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    Nov 11, 2004
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    Kateydidnt: It actually sounds like fun to break plates.
    Ish: It is, on occasion.
  14. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Our roommate: I'm...going...upstairs to... (Gestures with soup bowl)
    Katey: Have fun eating your Horcrux!
    Ish: Horcruxes aren't allowed to have horcruxes, no matter how nourishing they are!
  15. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Kateydidnt: No, I don't fancy becoming roadkill just after I've gotten dinner.

  16. MiaTieska Jedi Master

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    Mia: "You'll owe one of fighting to the... bank... of Jedi Skills."
  17. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mia: The Bank of Jedi Skills...is empty. We're overdrawn.
  18. MiaTieska Jedi Master

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    [face_laugh]

    Mia: "We're out of fighting skills. You can... pretend your Jedi have fighting skills?"
  19. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    "It's great and spacious bread."
    "Are you making heathen bread?"
    ~Our roommates.
  20. Dantana Skywalker Manager Emeritus

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    "But I don't know where my head is!" - Ish

    "Sidious would have underestimated Palpatine- Wait." -- Striker
  21. kateydidnt Force Ghost

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    Nov 11, 2004
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    Mia: "Anakin is retarded--I've gotta drink a whole cup."

  22. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Kateydidnt: I'm not a goat! I am NOT a goat!
  23. jedi_master_boy Jedi Knight

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    while re-reading "Wraith Squadron": "You know, if I had even the tiniest control over the Force, what I'd do with it?... On those long missions, I'd scratch that little spot in the center of my back I can never reach" - Garik "Face" Loran
  24. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
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    Ish: You know you're writing an odd angst-fic when you go through and find out how many times someone has said thank you.
    Katey: You're an odd angst-fic.
    Ish: I heard "You're an annoying speck."
  25. MiaTieska Jedi Master

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    Jan 3, 2003
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    (from over IM)

    Mia: does kateydidnt know a good butterbeer recipe? cause I want some
    Ish: i've heard good things about this one: http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11629888/18K_White_Gold_Aquamarine_Diamond_Engagement_Ring.jpg
    Mia: ...
    Mia: the ring has to do with butterbeer how?
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