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Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by DarthIshtar, Sep 30, 2006.

  1. Dantana Skywalker

    Dantana Skywalker Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Me: Why would those good little Wiccans want to summon Cthulhu, anyway? He's a death god.
    Ish: Because he's hot?
    Me: He's a giant mass of tentacles!
    Ish: Okay, so he's a little hands-y.
    Me: . . . Gives new meaning to the term "octopus hands" . . .
    kateydidn't: . . . you guys are weird.
     
  2. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    Ish: you might be a blogging zombie
    Ish: after all, we know how much you love our brains
    Gardener: nah
    Gardener: not really. your brains aren't made of chocolate
    Ish: okay, now I know why you never really attacked me
    Guin: nah, NO ONE'S brains are made of chocolate
    Ish: lol
    Gardener: at least no one's that I'VE checkec
    Ish: i bet they left that out of the contract
    Gardener: contract?
    Ish: for zombiedom
    Ish: believe me--I've seen you during finals week. I know your secret
    Gardener: ah - zombies are not (as is popularly thought) under any contractural obligations
    Ish: so they're outsourced?
    Gardener: and no, I'm not a zombie (i don't even play one on TV)
    Ish: lol
     
  3. Dantana Skywalker

    Dantana Skywalker Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Ish: I have a thing for Ralph Fiennes.
    Mia: . . . I thought you said you had a thing for 'grape vines'.


    Ish: Have you read the one with Han and Stacy mating for the first time- Meeting. Not mating.
     
  4. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    Kate: "Oh, and there's Ish, Palpy and Jon."
    Mia: "Nice threesome."
     
  5. MiaTieska

    MiaTieska Jedi Master star 4

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    (proof that there are random strings of topic when we get togther -- these were said almost on top of each other)

    Kate: So there's this crossover--
    Ish: I've been watching too much Red Sox lately--
    Dana: My pants keep falling down--

    ~~~~~

    Dana: I've never actually spit out food before!

    ~~~~~

    Ish: I really need to work on the Lest Ye Be Judged post--
    Mia: Aren't you done with that yet?
     
  6. MiaTieska

    MiaTieska Jedi Master star 4

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    More from last night!

    This was from the middle of the conversation about the 100-Hour Board, and I spaced out for only a minute, and when I listened again this is what happened:

    Dana: No, what you do, is put in a layer of jello on the bottom, put in the stapler, and then put on another layer of Jello.
    Mia: ...Why are you putting a stapler in jello??!!

    ~~~~~

    Kate: I love Clark.
    Ish: I thought you said "I love Quark."

    ~~~~~

    (After some time passes)

    Mia: So... why were you talking about putting a stapler in jello??
     
  7. MiaTieska

    MiaTieska Jedi Master star 4

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    Mia: Wait, I never had a conversation about lactose intolerance!
     
  8. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    Ish: I'm so excited I can't punctuate!

    (Context, the 9th inning of tonight's Red Sox game, where instead of being eliminated from the playoffs, they won 7-1. I was typing to my friends and could not remember how to spell or punctuate.)
     
  9. MiaTieska

    MiaTieska Jedi Master star 4

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    So yesterday, me, Dana, and Ish went to Frightmares at Lagoon. LOL.

    (This was brought up out of nowhere as we waited for a ride)

    Dana: So how come it's the Cruciatus Curse, but to cast it you say crucio?
    Ish: It has to do with the Latin 1st person (blah blah complicated stuff about languages here, discussion about congugation, Greek and Gaelic as well are mentioned, til we get to...)
    Dana: Elvish conjugation is insane.

    ~~~~~

    (Ish gets a pet stuffed rhino...)

    Ish: So what if I name the rhino Snape?
    Mia: Ewww! Why would you do that??

    (later)

    Ish: I know! I can name it Marvolo!
    Mia: Why??
    Ish: Because Tom Riddle is hot!
    Mia: You are evil!! See? You love villains! Earlier you said you didn't, liar!
    Ish: Have you seen Ralph Fiennes lately? (pronounced Ray Fines)
    Mia: I still hear you say "grape vines."

    ~~~~~

    (As we're looking for something to eat, and half the places are closed)

    Ish: Look, Wacamole sounds like Mexican food. (pronounced like guacamole without the G)
    Dana: ...That says Wac-a-Mole.

    ~~~~~

    (And Mia puts on her bright orange poncho as it starts to rain...)

    Mia: I don't think they even sell this color anymore, I am in fashion!
    Ish: You look like a budget Rebel pilot in the rain.
    Dana: You look like you're wearing an orange garbage bag.
    Mia: Hey! It's a Halloween color!
     
  10. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    Ish: I feel like baking. Kate, I want to bake. What should I bake?
    Katey: NOT ME!
     
  11. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    Gardener: Oh, kate, she really does like her acronums.
    Ish: Come here for your acronum-nums.
     
  12. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    Me: I just feel like a crappy wench this week.
    Gardener's cousin: Well, feel free to crap or wench all you want.
    Me: ...
    GC: Just not on the seat.
     
  13. kateydidnt

    kateydidnt Jedi Master star 4

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    Kateydidnt: "Do you need me to punch you?"
    Ish: "No, I have a very sharp hip."
     
  14. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    Ish (singing Phantom): Let your soul take you where you long to be!

    Kate (off-handedly during the high note): Oh, THAT's where I put my exacto knife.
     
  15. Jace Taran

    Jace Taran Jedi Master star 4

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    My dad was playing ping-pong a few years ago with my cousin's husband. My dad was playing left-handed for some reason, and cousin's husband (can't remember his name; I've only met him a handful of times) was winning.

    Dad (with a grin): I admit, you are better than I am.
    Cousin's Husband: Then why are you smiling?
    Dad: I am not left-handed!

    Funny thing was, my cousin's question was 100% sincere. He had no idea he was playing right along (though I think he realized soon after).
     
  16. Dantana Skywalker

    Dantana Skywalker Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Hee. I love random Princess Bride quotage.
     
  17. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    I just say things like "Bye, bye, boys, have fun storming the castle!"
     
  18. Jace Taran

    Jace Taran Jedi Master star 4

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    "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
     
  19. Allofthemonkeys

    Allofthemonkeys Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Of course, bananas are much more interesting.
     
  20. Jace Taran

    Jace Taran Jedi Master star 4

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    "Tell us your purpose in Port Royal, 'Mr Smith.'"
    "And no lies!"
    "All then right, I confess. I intend to commandeer this vessel, sail with a pirate crew out of Tortuga, and otherwise raid, pillage, and plunder my weasley black guts out."
    "I said no lies!"
    "I think he's telling the truth."
    "If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told it to us."
    "Unless of course he knew you wouldn't believe the truth, even if he told it to you."
     
  21. Allofthemonkeys

    Allofthemonkeys Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Upon learning about their pending doom,
    Owen- "Well lets all have sex"
    Ianto- "And I taught the end of the world couldn't get any worse."
     
  22. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    Gardener: verbose sounds like a synthetic fabric, have you ever noticed that?
     
  23. Allofthemonkeys

    Allofthemonkeys Jedi Youngling star 1

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    "Looks like I'd better stock up on plankton"

    and

    Zach "Dude, I'm Awesome." (said with complete seriousness)
    Seth "I don't see whe..."
    Me "No, no, he's right. He is Awesome."
     
  24. MiaTieska

    MiaTieska Jedi Master star 4

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    Wait... don't you hate that movie?


    Mia to Dana:
    Mia: why'd you say give you a sec? I thought you were going to look for the hangman thread. lol
    Mia: now I just believe you're plotting world domination
    Mia: again
     
  25. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    I do. Doesn't mean I don't quote it on occasion.