Provo Quote board--IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

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  1. MiaTieska Jedi Master

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    Jan 3, 2003
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    LOL, it's an awesome movie to quote.

    -Mia
  2. Allofthemonkeys Jedi Knight

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    Dec 23, 2007
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    Christina: How old are you?
    Rob: 24 why?
    Christina: How old are you?
    Me: 21
    She goes back to Rob, and asks: Are you doing anything for valintines day?
    Rob, with a scared tone in his voice: Nooo
    Christina with a smile that says she knows more then we do: Good, I'll call you later.
    Rob to me: I have a bad feeling about this (Said just like Han Solo)
  3. jedi_master_boy Jedi Knight

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    Sep 5, 2007
    At a Sonic Drive In Employee meeting:

    Lawrence: (Regarding Mystery Shopper scores) We need better scores
    Me: Your mom needs better scores
    Lawrence: Yeah? Yo momma so stupid she kept saying 'Am not' to R2
    Me: Yo momma so fat she made Jabba the Hutt say 'Daaaamn!'
    Lawrence: Yo momma so stupid she thought a lightsaber had less calories
    Me: (After running out an order) Yo momma so dumb she went to Bangkok to get a TIE fighter
    Lawrence: I was waiting for that one
  4. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
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    My grandparents tonight, while he was telling a story about his father.

    Gpa: So, we had a farm and we raised oats and barley and wheat...
    Gma: And hell...
    Gpa: EUNICE! We raised heaven!
  5. MiaTieska Jedi Master

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    Jan 3, 2003
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    [face_laugh] I love Robot Chicken Star Wars! Even better that you guys could quote it!

    Ooh, I've got a quote. Dinner table tonight, we were discussing kids who'd snuck out of the house in high school and somebody goes, "I never snoke... snook... how do you say it?"

    So now, snoking is a new level of sneaking out of the house. ;)

    -Mia
  6. Allofthemonkeys Jedi Knight

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    Dec 23, 2007
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    Today was Free pancake day at IHOP
    I was talking about it all day and this was one conversation
    Me: Its free Pancake DAY!!!
    Randy: I was wondering when you were going to mention that.
    Me: What can I say, I like food.
    Randy: I know, thats why I was wondering how long it would take you to mention it.

    Later after that class

    Me: Mmm, pancake time.
  7. Dantana Skywalker Manager Emeritus

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    Apr 7, 2002
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    A friend of mine and I were discussing the actor Jared Padalecki, and his girlfriend Sandy, and how Sandy is always hanging around him.

    Friend: Why does she always have to be standing right there? She goes to everything, she hangs on him . . .
    Me: She's marking her territory, keeping the fangirls away.
    Friend: I guess so.
    Me: I mean, it's not like she can pee on him.
    Both of us: . . .
    Me: Did I say that out loud?


    Dana
  8. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
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    Kateydidnt: These cookies need to cool and then they'll be ready for consuming... I nearly said consummation there, but it just sounded wrong.
  9. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
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    Me and Katey singing "What is this feeling" from Wicked.

    Katey: What is this feeling so sudden and new
    Me: I felt the moment I laid eyes on you
    Her: My head is rushing
    Me: ...
  10. Dantana Skywalker Manager Emeritus

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  11. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
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    The line is "my pulse is rushing, my head is reeling." How can a head be rushing?
  12. Allofthemonkeys Jedi Knight

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    Dec 23, 2007
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    Me and my friend were running out of one of the buildings on BYU to catch the light while it was still green and I jumped over a whole flower bed and this is what happened after was made it across the street.

    Randy: (Same guy as Pancake day) Wow, for a guy your size you are really agile.
    Me: Agile, what?
  13. MiaTieska Jedi Master

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    Jan 3, 2003
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    Random guy: "I'm not wearing secondhand spandex!"


    Some people on the bus today were discussing spandex. I have no clue how they got on the topic, but it was pretty amusing.
  14. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
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    Kateydidnt: What did you say?
    Me: I said I really can't read my scriptures before writing on Lest Ye Be Judged.
    Kateydidnt: Why, do you start writing in Biblical diction?
    Me: No, but I start to sound like Moroni Chapter 7!
  15. kateydidnt Force Ghost

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    Nov 11, 2004
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    (about kateydidnt misspeaking)

    Ish: Middle Engrish? Is that like what Marco Polo brought back from China?
  16. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
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    Kateydidnt: You're talented at bleeding...
  17. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
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    Ish: My chin is perfectly pine.
  18. Allofthemonkeys Jedi Knight

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    Dec 23, 2007
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    Ok, road trips are the best for random quotes, and I just got back from one so here are the ones I can remember!!
    "You want to kiss my what?"
    Talking about hitting birds with planes, "Its also hard on the duck, AFLAC!!! Splat!!"
    A guy was talking about the new F-35 and asked a question, he said, "As far as you know."
    We were walking out of a restrant and two good looking girls were walking in. Four of us checked them out and my roommate said very loudly, "THOSE were Women."
    "Be the best damn snack officer you can be." Air Force Captain
    "Computer Express, what is that?" Scott "It says Commuter Express." Me
    "You're getting hairspray on my bagle!" Liz
  19. kateydidnt Force Ghost

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    Nov 11, 2004
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    Discussion topic: immigration
    Kateydidnt: All of us are immigrants..well, except for 1/64th of you. So 1/64th of you can stay, the rest has to go.
    Ish: You can't have 1/64th of an Ish.
  20. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
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    Katey: The requisite number of delegates is half plus one. Well, actually, the number of delegates is 4,049. So it's half...and, well, a half.
    Ish: You can't have half a delegate, even in politics.
  21. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
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    Me: The Canterbury Tales.
    Katey's friend: Has it been made into a movie?
    Katey: One of the greatest epics in the English language.
    Katey's friend: What, Winnie the Pooh?

    Later...

    Katey's friend: Halo was great. You killed me a lot more than usual.
  22. kateydidnt Force Ghost

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    Nov 11, 2004
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    Ish: Caliban is the one time I've had to wear a loincloth.
    Kateydidnt: I don't think I needed to know that.
    Ish: Hey! It's not easy playing your own rapist!

    A second later...
    Ish: If that shows up on the quote board, you're dead.
    Kateydidnt: It's going on the quote board.
  23. DarthIshtar Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 26, 2001
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    Okay, every time there's a capitalized word, it means one of us kicked the air jauntily. Just picture that.

    Katey: Brrrr! I'm cold!
    Ish: ...You're wearing a short-sleeved shirt.
    K: And no SOCKS!
    I: ...
    I: And NO socks?
    K: And no SOCKS!
    I: AND no socks!
    K: And no SOCKS!
    I: Oh, my gosh, which one of us is on drugs?

    This is funnier if you realize that I'm on four prescriptions.
  24. MiaTieska Jedi Master

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    Jan 3, 2003
    star 4
    Just over IM:

    Ish: *sigh* writing palps is hard
    Mia: I wouldn't think it'd be hard to write about your boyfriend
    Ish: lol
    Ish: kateydidnt just went "Did you just SNORT?" to me
    Ish: because of me reading that
    Mia: XD
    Ish: i'm trying to write his wedding and wedding night from his wife's pov and i want there to be a hint of the fact that he will someday turn this intimacy to his advantage, but it's also the most REAL way she will ever see him
    Mia: Ah, no wonder you're having trouble. You're writing your boyfriend's wedding night with someone else!
  25. Allofthemonkeys Jedi Knight

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    Dec 23, 2007
    star 1
    Tonight we were at ward prayer and the girl playing the piano brought in the book "The Zombie Survival Guide" and was talking with her friend about Zombies. My friend Rob and I walked in the they said, "Look, I think they might be Zombies." Then I said, "Sorry, I'm too good looking to be a zombie."
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