Kateydidnt: Were you trying to play footsie with me? SpiritofEowyn: I thought it was the table leg! ~~~~~ [everyone is talking about natural disasters -- don't ask how we were on the topic -- talking over each other and then:] Gardener: Caesar Romero was tall. ~~~~~ [Gardener came to visit and made wands for a couple of people, and they were showing them to us] Dana: What did she make the wands with? Kateydidnt: Chopsticks, not chapsticks! ~~~~~ [Gardener is reading outloud all the ingredients to everything we're eating] SpiritofEowyn: *points wand* Silencio! Gardener: *keeps reading* A few minutes later: Ish: *points wand* Avada Kedavra! Gardener: *keeps reading* A minute later: SpiritofEowyn: What's the one where you control people? Imperio! Gardener: No one can control the Gardener. ...I can't even control the Gardener.