Provo Quote board--IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by DarthIshtar, Sep 30, 2006.

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  1. Allofthemonkeys Jedi Knight

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    Dec 23, 2007
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    My friends, Spencer and Alicia
  2. MiaTieska Jedi Master

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    Jan 3, 2003
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    I so love this thread. I always come here and re-read it all when I need cheering up. :D

    So Ish just moved in and we're roommates now, but we IM each other in our respective rooms down the hallway as much as we talk in person. This isn't so much of a quote as I wish I had a video clip of this to show you all:

    (Over IM):
    Me: ok there's no dinner at my fam's today so I think it's time for a nap
    Ish: oh crap!

    (And before I can ask what's wrong, I hear her running down the hallway past my door into the kitchen. It turns out she left her rice on the stove simmering for like 30 minutes instead of 15. Her food was fine, but just the IM coupled with her running down the hall right afterward was so classic!)
  3. kateydidnt Force Ghost

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    Nov 11, 2004
    star 4
    Me: "Does anyone want these gloves?"
    Roommate: "I think they have cancer."
  4. MiaTieska Jedi Master

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    Jan 3, 2003
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    [Ish likes to speak in Spanish and me and Kateydidnt like to hit her for it cause we don't understand but she keeps doing it. This is over IM.]

    Ish: garhg, je deteste l'internet ca
    Mia: [Cyrillic which doesn't show up on the boards]
    Mia: I hope you got my Russian
    Ish: i did and don't get it.
    Mia: EXACTLY
    Ish: you can take my lack of response as a
    Ish: ...
    Mia: That's what you get for sending me foreign languages that *I* don't get!
    Ish: and i spoke french. you can't hit me for french!
    Mia: Watch me
    Mia: what're you gonna speak next, Latin or Greek or Hebrew?
    Mia: NONE OF THEM COUNT AS ENGLISH
    Ish: lol
    Ish: hey, latin and greek count!
    Mia: IT'S NOT ENGLISH
    Ish: baruch' ata, adonai, adonai el ehenu...
    Mia: *smack*
  5. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
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    Continued...

    [23:16] Me: it's not spanish, punq!
    [23:17] Mia: and punq is what variation of punk?
    [23:17] Me: phonetic
    [23:17] Me: but only because there's no schwah on a keyboard
  6. MiaTieska Jedi Master

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    Jan 3, 2003
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    Mia: "I'm going to go in your room while you're at work tomorrow and take away all your Nazi books."
  7. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
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    Mata, my coworker: What the fa-la-la-la-la?
  8. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
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    A friend tonight from Puerto Rico:

    "You stroke me as a kind of person who doesn't vote with the same party all the time."

    "It surprised me, because I am a CD myself."
  9. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
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    Me and Katey today:

    K: Is this your hair thingy?
    M: Yeah, I think it is.
    K: It was in the cabinet.
    M: Was that the cabinet you were living in or the one I was living in? That came out completely wrong.
    K: I got what you meant.
  10. jace37 Jedi Knight

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    Nov 23, 2004
    Asked of me by an 18 year old.

    Friend:"If you can be paralyzed from the neck down. Can you be paralyzed from the neck up?"
  11. kateydidnt Force Ghost

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    Nov 11, 2004
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    Ish last night: "I'm trying to remember what my but is."
  12. kateydidnt Force Ghost

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    Nov 11, 2004
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    Roommate on phone as message family's answering machine: "You're all FIRED!"
  13. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
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    Gardener's cousin: You have to wonder about the mental stability of someone who keeps a Gremlin as a pet.
  14. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
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    Me (in English): Thanks for calling support, this is ***. How can I help you?
    Customer (in French): French, please.
    (The rest of this phone call is in French, which I speak?well, not at all. I was taking my fluent English and Spanish, trying to conjugate it in the French accent with what French I DID know from things like The Devil Wears Prada.)
    Me: I?m sorry. I don?t speak French.
    C: I don?t understand English. Speak French.
    M: I?m VERY sorry. I don?t speak French.
    C: Why not?
    M: Because I speak English and Spanish and never learned French.
    C: That?s fine. I need to talk to Sonja.
    M: There is no Sonja in this department.
    C: Yes there is. She called me from this number. I need to talk to Sonja.
    M: Let me see what I can find out. One moment. (In English to manager.) Do we have a Sonja? This lady doesn?t speak English and she?s trying to find a French-speaking Sonja who called her.
    Man: Yeah, I think she?s in the Phillipines.
    M: This customer got a call from her.
    Man: She doesn?t make phone calls.
    M: Does she speak French?
    Man: No. Tell the customer to call the number listed on their information pamphlet?
    M: I DON?T SPEAK FRENCH!
    Man: Oh?give her the phone number to the main office.
    M: Okay, I can do that.
  15. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
    star 9
    Me: Han Solo technobabbling is so hot.
  16. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
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    Katey and I were playing a board game and she muttered something in a weird voice.

    Me: You sound like a drunk Irish guy.
    Her: Yeah, 'cause you know what they smell like...
  17. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
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    During LOTR Trivial Pursuit the other night:

    Katey: "The ring cannot come within one hundred yards of which city... I mean leagues..."
    Me: It's not a restraining order!
    Katey: Leagues!
    Me: Gondor has a restraining order against the One Ring!
    Dana: Gondor's not a city!
  18. kateydidnt Force Ghost

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    Nov 11, 2004
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    "There is a reason I'm staring at your chest."
    -Ish to Dana
  19. kateydidnt Force Ghost

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    Nov 11, 2004
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    "Is your dismembered hand percolating?"


  20. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
    star 9
    Katey forgot to put that the above quote was me to Captain Jack Harkness on Torchwood.
  21. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
    star 9
    Katey (while looking for a Dr. Who episode): 42...42...where's 42?
    Me: Maybe it's "24" for dyslexics.
  22. EmpressJainaSoloFel Jedi Grand Master

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    Jan 3, 2009
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    Lol, I work for the post office, and we get some good questions!

    I know it's open 24 hours, when does it close?

    How much does a 42 cent stamp cost?

    Do I need a passport to go to New Mexico?

    And the list goes on...
  23. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
    star 9
    You should submit a collection of those to notalwaysright.com.
  24. MiaTieska Jedi Master

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    Jan 3, 2003
    star 4
    On the subject of fanfic and crossovers last week...

    Me: "Didn't I ever tell you about that NCIS/X-Men crossover idea I had?"
    Ish: "No...?"
    Me: "Yeah, that one was kateydidnt's fault."
    Ish:: "Everything is kateydidnt's fault."
  25. SpiritofEowyn Jedi Master

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    Mar 5, 2005
    star 4
    Truely, aren't all plotbunnies Kateydidnt's fault?
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