Provo Quote board--IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by DarthIshtar, Sep 30, 2006.

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  1. kateydidnt Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 11, 2004
    star 4
    Best quote from LTUE

    Tracey Hickman on writing collaboratively--

    TH: Well, I do the adjectives...and the adverbs. We vote on the verbs.
    Mod: How do you break a tie?
    TH: Oh, we're gaming people, we role a dice.
  2. DarthIshtar Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 26, 2001
    star 9
    Friend's four-year-old daughter during wii tennis: "30-love. I'm dirty. You're love."
  3. Obi_Kenobi_Devotee Jedi Knight

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    Jul 4, 2004
    star 1
    Me: If I could go anywhere in the world, I would visit the UK.
    Short Pause.
    My Manager, Mike: Why would you want to go to Russia?
  4. Obi_Kenobi_Devotee Jedi Knight

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    Jul 4, 2004
    star 1
    My Father: I shall teach you the ways of sandwhich making...
    Myself: Yes, Obi-Wan.
  5. kateydidnt Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 11, 2004
    star 4
    Supervisor at work: I don't have a computer at my house, I just have a Mac.
  6. DarthIshtar Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 26, 2001
    star 9
    Me: Have you watched NCIS lately?
    Friend: Not lately.
    Me: Ziva went back to Israel and is a prisoner of war in Somalia.
    Katey: No, she's in North Africa.
    Us: ...
    Katey: That is in...Yeah, my geography just went kablooey.
  7. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
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    Spiritofeowyn at dinner (while eating chicken tandoori): We have the most INTERESTING dinner conversations. Murder, genocide, genocide...which is interesting given what my dinner looks like...
  8. DarthIshtar Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 26, 2001
    star 9
    Tonight during choir practice...

    Me: Okay, for the new men here, which of you are tenors and which of you are you basses?
    Choir member: I sing both. I could be bi.
    ::Stunned silence from one female choir director and a roomful of men.::
    Choir member: Bass! I'll sing bass.
  9. DarthIshtar Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 26, 2001
    star 9
    So, last night, we were watching V for Vendetta (for the 5th of November, remember?) and at one point, V staggers along a subway wall, leaving a blood smear. Kateydidnt and I said the following, respectively:

    "Oooooh, BEAUTIFUL! Uh...not, the right sentiment, perhaps."
    "I knew you were my friend for a reason."
  10. DarthIshtar Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 26, 2001
    star 9
    From a road trip, Kateydidnt: ARGH! MY DRESS KEEPS FALLING OFF!

    (It was on a hanger in the back of the car.)
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