Discussion in 'Community' started by Eeth-my-Koth, Aug 5, 2013.
I hate people.
As a whole we they stink.
My new office building has unisex, single-person bathrooms, and I went in to use the bathroom today and the seat was up and I thought "MEN!!!!" angrily.
Everyday I'm all like this:
My office is near the restrooms. I have to walk by them a lot during the day. I always notice that the ladies room stinks a hundred times worse. Eden tells me it's because period poops stink worse than regular poops. And an office filled with women is like a cesspool filled with blood chunks of clot and period poop. y/n? Have I been unfairly being prejudice toward female poops?
Yes, I will add your prejudice against period poops to the list of your prejudices for the day.
Having worked cleaning bathrooms before (and not ashamed of it!), I can agree: women bathrooms always smell worse. There was some sociological article about a majority women behaving like pigs in public toilets because they don't feel they have to uphold social standards or something like that.
Did they just smell worse or were they actually dirtier? Because it's been shown that putting both men and women in the same dorm buildings on college campuses makes maintenance and upkeep easier, while male-only dorms needed a lot more regular maintenance and cleaning (When women aren't around, men love peeing on walls, furniture, all kinds of infrastructure. Something about how they don't feel they have to uphold social standards.)
i have to check both bathrooms on each floor whenever we close the library and the women's bathrooms are always way cleaner, just to provide a counter-example. the men's bathrooms are often absolutely disgusting.
I've seen too many of my female friends peeing in public. They are equally as bad.
The men's restrooms at a movie theater are the worst toilets one can publicly find. People just seem to lose it at a theater.
My theater is pretty damn clean. I guess we're lucky.
I had to clean cinema toilets today, and the women's ones were the worst. Always toilet paper on the floor, the sanitary bins were overflowing and at least 2 of the toilets were blocked with paper.
The most men seem to do is write on the doors & mirrors
maybe european women are just really gross.
They're a-peein'. Heh heh heh.
That fits with my aseveration of women behaving like disgusting Neanderthals in public restrooms because they clean enough at home!
I watched a Holiday Inn Express commercial some minutes ago, and of course the acupuncturist in it was an Asian fellow.
I was doing inventory for all of my firm's IT stuff, I was told it would take several days to do but I managed to complete it all in a single day. An attorney (who is a Jew) overheard this and jokingly said "Yeah, we know how well something can be done if you give it to a motivated German." I stared at him as I said in an over the top German accent "Und ve're also gut at folloving orders, ja?"
We both have sick senses of humor and laughed at it as we walked out the door at the end of the day.
I frequently neglect omitting the N word while singing along to Kanye songs.
EDIT: Wow, 'emitting' and 'omitting' are pretty much opposites, huh?
You think you're quite literate now, I say to myself, when people with neck tattoos ask for 'Zane Books'.
This is probably more ageist than anything, but whenever I'm stuck in a slow line at Wal-Mart like today, I'm thinking "You're going slower than old people (having sex)".
(Blame George Carlin for putting that naughty thought in my head)
Ageism is a prejudice. I'll allow. You thinking about old folks boning I will not allow.
It isn't enough that you Cro-Mags slaughtered all of the Neanderthals?! Why are you slandering them when you know nothing of their cleanliness.
I was driving thru a bad neighborhood that is mostly dominated by a certain group of people of the same color....I noticed a Popeyes chicken.........
yeah.....ill stop there...
If you're paying to watch, Eeth, they're not 'friends'.
They love doing a lot more than that. When I go to a training area it takes a matter of days for the bathrooms to become completely unusable for the amount of filth left behind. Suddenly they feel like they don't need to do things like make sure the toilet has flushed properly or defecate inside the bowl. As a bonus they'll use absolutely anything that isn't bolted down when the toilet paper runs out even after being told repeatedly that those things aren't meant to be flushed. They're animals.