Discussion in 'Community' started by Eeth-my-Koth, Aug 5, 2013.
All white dudes smell like Axe.
Oooh. Accents. I have friends in Boston who drop their r's after vowels (paa[r]k, caa[r]t), who tease me because I pronounce 'caught' and 'cot' as homonyms.
I think they call they an "non-rhotic" accent.
I smell like Irish Spring. Or my natural funk, depending on the time of day. Never Axe.
OZK is clearly a bigot for stating the obvious.
I've been made fun of for pronouncing "Mary, marry and merry" differently
Some people use so much Axe, you can smell it all up and down their block for like a month.
If they've been eating kimchi, watch out.
My grandfather likes Asian food (having fought in Korea and Vietnam, and having been stationed in Okinawa and Japan), but he draws the line at kimchi.
I hate martians. They smell like butt crack.
Today a friend was telling me of a vile coworker's antics and I thought "Ugh, I bet she's a Christian".
Today I was watching a compilation of the funniest videos on Vine and I thought "Black people are apparently the only ones using Vine"
I'm black, and I go to a white church. They think it's really funny to jokingly make racial stereotype jokes involving fried chicken and kool-aid.
Probably didn't help that the last time they did that, I had just bought some kool-aid powder...
I'm white so I usually just snort Kool-aid powder.
On a side note, I regret to inform you all that I have had no racist or prejudiced thoughts today. I'll try again tomorrow.
It's probably just the nervous sweat. An Indian and a Pakistani in the close confines of a foreign work environment would have to be a tad bit awkward.
Or the plot for a wacky sitcom.
Per seeing a parade of electric scooters at the park, I assumed my normal "you're not handicapped or injured, you all are just fat and lazy" mindset.
Haha! Guilty of that many times.
Or they're the funniest ones using Vine