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JCC Racist & Prejudice Thoughts You've Had Today

Discussion in 'Community' started by Eeth-my-Koth, Aug 5, 2013.

  1. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    All white dudes smell like Axe.
     
  2. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Apr 23, 2007
    Oooh. Accents. I have friends in Boston who drop their r's after vowels (paa[r]k, caa[r]t), who tease me because I pronounce 'caught' and 'cot' as homonyms.
     
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  3. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Aug 23, 1999
    I think they call they an "non-rhotic" accent.
     
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  4. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Apr 23, 2007
    I smell like Irish Spring. Or my natural funk, depending on the time of day. Never Axe.
     
  5. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Dec 27, 2012
    OZK is clearly a bigot for stating the obvious.
     
  6. Point Given

    Point Given Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dec 12, 2006
    I've been made fun of for pronouncing "Mary, marry and merry" differently :(

    Havac s65horsey
     
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  7. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Force Ghost star 7

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    Jul 2, 2004
    Some people use so much Axe, you can smell it all up and down their block for like a month.

    If they've been eating kimchi, watch out.
     
  8. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Aug 23, 1999
    My grandfather likes Asian food (having fought in Korea and Vietnam, and having been stationed in Okinawa and Japan), but he draws the line at kimchi.
     
  9. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Nov 20, 2012
    I hate martians. They smell like butt crack.
     
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  10. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    Nov 21, 2002
    Today a friend was telling me of a vile coworker's antics and I thought "Ugh, I bet she's a Christian".
     
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  11. Rosslcopter

    Rosslcopter Jedi Master star 4

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    Sep 2, 2012
    Today I was watching a compilation of the funniest videos on Vine and I thought "Black people are apparently the only ones using Vine"
     
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  12. MandaloreYak

    MandaloreYak Jedi Master star 5

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    Sep 29, 2004
    I'm black, and I go to a white church. They think it's really funny to jokingly make racial stereotype jokes involving fried chicken and kool-aid.

    Probably didn't help that the last time they did that, I had just bought some kool-aid powder...
     
  13. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Dec 27, 2012
    I'm white so I usually just snort Kool-aid powder.

    On a side note, I regret to inform you all that I have had no racist or prejudiced thoughts today. I'll try again tomorrow.
     
  14. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    Jul 20, 2008
    It's probably just the nervous sweat. An Indian and a Pakistani in the close confines of a foreign work environment would have to be a tad bit awkward.

    Or the plot for a wacky sitcom.
     
  15. Miana Kenobi

    Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Apr 5, 2000
    Per seeing a parade of electric scooters at the park, I assumed my normal "you're not handicapped or injured, you all are just fat and lazy" mindset.
     
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  16. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    May 25, 2001
    Haha! Guilty of that many times.
     
  17. AaylaSecurOWNED

    AaylaSecurOWNED Jedi Master star 6

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    May 19, 2005
    Or they're the funniest ones using Vine