There was a man who lost an arm in an accident. He became very depressed because he lost out on doing many things due to his condition. One day he had had it. He decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator, rode to the top floor of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down when he saw a man skipping along, kicking up his heels as happy as can be. He then realized that the happy chum had no arms whatsoever. He started thinking, what am I doing up her feeling sorry for myself? I still have one good arm to do things with. He hurried down and caught up to the man with no arms. He told the armless man how glad he was to see him because he was about to kill himself because he felt useless. The guy asks the armless man why he was so happy. The armless man replied, "I am NOT happy: my butt itches"