I was sitting here, sucking on my popcicle and that reminded me of being a kid. Being a kid reminded me of going to little people school and going to little people school reminded me of this story from my Kindergarten year. Bear in mind that I was young and impressionable and that my cousin loved to take advantage of that. Therefore, when she told me that I was adopted I believed her. She also managed to convince me that my real name wasn't Tashi. It was just a nice cover-up for Uglyface. I mean, let's face it. No one wants to be called Uglyface. Well one day at school, I was sitting there like a good girl and the teacher was taking roll. She called my name and I just looked around like I didn't know who she was talking about. She called it agian a few times and the little boy next to me nudged me and said, "Hey she's calling you." I told him Tashi wasn't my name and I wouldn't answer to something that wasn't my name so when the teacher came over to me and asked me why I hadn't said I was present, he looked up at her and told her she was calling the wrong name. "Yes!" I said proudly. "My name is Uglyface! My cousin said so!" So what funny and interesting things did you believe when you were a child?