RANDOM NOMINATIONS #1 are in...

There is only one large, hot, black member that I am aware of in this house, who has able seamen at his command, and answers to the name of Brian...


-JR

 

It is rather warm in Virginia Beach right now. I guess you must mean me.


So I have a fanclub, eh? Cool!

Do they have like monthly meetings? They've never invited me for a guest speaking event. That might be fun.

 

They are out there.
Like the truth.

They have badges, which are pinned FIRMLY to their breasts.


-JR

 

Ahh...so no one's actually ever seen them. Just a myth. Got it. Had me all excited for nothing.

 

They dream of the day when you will be the newest MEMBER amongst them...


-JR

 

Do they welcome all new MEMBERS?

 

Only the HOT MEMBERS.


-JR

 

Darn. I was so close.

Still, it would be wierd being a member of my own fan club. Kind of narcissitic, really.

 

So what's the erotic result?