Phx Random Ponderings and Incoherent Mumbles

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  1. Sith_Wench Jedi Grand Master

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    If Cat/Dog has a head on either end of its body, how does it go to the bathroom?
  2. Jedi_Webb Jedi Master

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    Who would win a lightsaber battle between Darth Vader and Dark Helmet?
  3. Sith_Wench Jedi Grand Master

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    In Huttese, if one wants to offer a formal goodbye, the appropriate phrase is:

    Twoos pa reeta bah floota

    Translated means:

    May your juices stay fresh
  4. Sith_Wench Jedi Grand Master

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    Why is it cruel to be kind?
  5. Sith_Wench Jedi Grand Master

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    When people think in military time, don't they in their minds just think 24:00 is 11pm?
  6. VoidDancer Jedi Grand Master

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    no we don't, we think that 2300 is 11 pm
  7. spooky-kid Jedi Grand Master

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    Sith_Wench [face_love]

    Howdy Arizonians.
  8. Sith_Wench Jedi Grand Master

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    Spooky [face_love]

    Welcome to the desert! ;)

    OK, random thought of the day:

    Why hasn't a real life transporter been created?????

    I need to be able to see my friends when I want . . . immediately! ;)
  9. Sith_Wench Jedi Grand Master

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    After the attack of the Empire and then the Wampa problem, could anyone have opened a ski resort on Hoth?
  10. Dr_w00t_Sitheimer Jedi Knight

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  11. Sith_Wench Jedi Grand Master

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    Dear NASA:

    It is the opinion of many people in the general public that instead of putting a stupid camera on Mars to take pictures of dirt you should work on inventing a transporter so that people who miss their friends can see them and not have to pay stupid airfares, get crammed into a tin can like a sardine, get airsick, arrive sore and not have enough time with their friends and loved ones!

    So, get off your arses and get going!

    Signed,

    Sith Wench Must Be Obeyed!
  12. ColGavinDarklighter Jedi Knight

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    Goverments are so crule i say we just get it over with and take over the World (Evil Laugh) sorry for got medication today.
  13. Darth_Greedo Jedi Master

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  14. Sith_Wench Jedi Grand Master

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    Distance between Tucson and Winston Salem = 2000 miles.

    That's 1999.9 miles too many :(
  15. Imperial_Birrer Jedi Master

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    Why hasn't a real life transporter been created?????
    two comments

    They have made a transporter.Nasa was able to "transport" a single ion from florida to texas.But it wasnt a real tranpost, they simple created an identicle ion from the data.
    and the reason a transpoter is impossible.(info taken from the physics of star terk) A matter transported would take the energy of 1000 1 million megaton nukes to take apart the matter, and then the same energy to reassemble it.Plus the matter would fuse with anything it touched during the reassembly process.Not to mention the eletrical energy would be not be tranfered ,so your brain waves would be gone.essentialy you would have a hunk of flesh.
  16. Sith_Wench Jedi Grand Master

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  17. Jedi_Webb Jedi Master

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    Did you know if you eat PopRocks and drink a Coke you can explode. Really. Yeah.
  18. Sith_Wench Jedi Grand Master

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    [face_laugh] ROTFLMAO! Webb! ;)

    Why is it that when you are waiting for something or wanting something times moves at a crawl even though it is moving at its "normal" pace.

  19. Sith_Wench Jedi Grand Master

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    One of Shakespeare's sonnets:

    That god forbid, that made me first your slave,
    I should in thought control your times of pleasure,
    Or at your hand the account of hours to crave,
    Being your vassal, bound to stay your leisure!
    O! let me suffer, being at your beck,
    The imprison'd absence of your liberty;
    And patience, tame to sufferance, bide each check,
    Without accusing you of injury.
    Be where you list, your charter is so strong
    That you yourself may privilege your time
    To what you will; to you it doth belong
    Yourself to pardon of self-doing crime.
    I am to wait, though waiting so be hell,
    Not blame your pleasure be it ill or well.
  20. Sith_Wench Jedi Grand Master

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    Your ignorance is not my bliss
    You blindly try to incited conflict
    While claiming to be a victim
    You have no idea what a victim is
    You dwell on your pitiful little hurts
    While there are those who live
    With terror day after day
    With no end it sight

    You trifle on in the wrong place
    The wrong space
    You act coy but wait with
    Sharpened teeth to sink
    Them into a passerby
    Like a hungry dog on
    The street

    Your pattern is becoming
    Clearer and clearer
    Your welcome is
    Wearing thin
    Soon you will not be tolerated
    Your stupidity will forever
    Entrap you away into a
    Chasm of nothingness.

  21. Sith_Wench Jedi Grand Master

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    Why is it that the morning I need coffee is the morning that I brew the coffee with out the coffee in the coffee maker???
  22. Sith_Wench Jedi Grand Master

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    The universe is cruel. I have no real coffee.
  23. Sith_Wench Jedi Grand Master

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    If one averages 70 mph one can drive 1000 miles in approximately 16 hours.
  24. Sith_Wench Jedi Grand Master

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    Fermez-vous herder regardant scruffy de nerf!
  25. Sith_Wench Jedi Grand Master

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    Sometimes when you are angry it is best to walk away from what or who you are angry with and get perspective. And sometimes it is just time to go sith on someone's ass.
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