Random Thoughts Chain

Sitting here and working through my boredum (sp) by checking the site and having random thoughts burrowing in and passing through... So, the idea is to start with a post..and have the next post be just as random, but somehow connected to a previous post...


So first one is...
How come Kryspie Kremes go totally flat after they sit in the little waxed bag for 3 hours?

 

Haha! I love it!

Whoever thought to put wax on paper..I mean..they're both ultra flamable, so who thought of it and how did the first person do it without setting some huge fire?

 

So, If Anakin was wrapped in wax paper on Mustafar, then they would both still burn?

(ok ok ok ...LONNNNNGGGG day at work today!)

Dont "Flame" me!

 

Speaking of Mustafar, what do Lava Fleas feed on, anyway? I mean, if those are the fleas, imagine the size of the dogs...

 

You ever see a flea jump? You want to be on top of that when it does that over LAVA?

*POING!*

Better have a damn seat belt, all I can say.

 

And if your going to ride through Coruscant with Anakin, then you better have a damn seatbelt....


Do they have stopsigns on Coruscant?

 

IF they had stopsigns on Coruscant, would people stop? I mean, look at LA.

Do you think they broadcast high altitude chases on every channel? Would Anakin and Zam's chase have been all over the holos?

 

LOL! You mean like the white Bronco? Well, considering it's "Jedi business", I'm sure they have control over the media and block that stuff out, else you'd have seen a camera at the cantina they stopped at.

I always remind myself this is space fantasy, never science fiction. There are too many physical laws broken for this to be serious stuff. Back in '77 I had an old WWII vet that started in on how little sense it all made, all I could say to him was, "Look, it's a movie, just have fun with it", but he would rant on about sound in space, droids that could talk but not fly or shoot manually targeted weapons, artificial gravity, momentum, etc, etc, etc.

As Obi says, "Let go..."

Saw on a sign today a neat saying, "Somewhere there is someone looking for what you have to offer"

I like that.

 

Saw on a sign today a neat saying, "Somewhere there is someone looking for what you have to offer"

After that chase scene on Coruscant, I have a former Padawan to offer....

Oh wait...Sid, you already have him!

As for the cameras in the cantina...

On our next episode of "When Padawans Attack..."

 

"...What was his name? Duke?"

Troops

 

Today on Jedi on the Couch, Has your padawan scared the living Force out of you while speeding across Coruscant?

 

Jedi on the Couch... good times...

Speaking of couches, I'm thinking of throwing mine out the window. For some Halloween fest, they decided to have a live rock/grunge band, and they're set up RIGHT BENEATH MY WINDOW!

 

I think that calls for some good, clean Force choking, Miana.

All the fun, less stress, no mess!

 

Which reminds me... for more fun, less stress and well SOMETIMES stress..

Join us for the All Jedi Drinking and Debachery Team!

Coming soon to a club on Corsucant near you!

P.S. "You don't want to sell any DeathSticks."

 

My Master won't let me. *sulks*

2 years, baby! JUST in time for C4, hopefully!