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Discussion in 'Oregon FanForce' started by Larena_Jade, Jun 10, 2005.

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  1. Atticus Jedi Master

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    Walmart cant be that evil since that is the only thing that saves me when Im in Hood River, it also happens to be the very place I bought Aliens special edition for the first time. Without that movie, I would have gone insane that week at my grandmas, but since I had it, it kept me occupied every single day that I watched it.
  2. crashdown Force Ghost

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    This is because Walmart has destroyed all other safe refuges which where once in Hood River. Today, there is just Walmart, and therefore Walmart is all you get. It is all part of Walmart's evil plan.....to enter defenseless communities, destroy all rebels, and rule unchallenged. When one is controlled by a dictator for many years, who has come to power slowly, that dictator becomes ones only refuge, and the sheep follows blindly into the trap. It takes brave individuals to speak out and fight this evil, and free their follow citizens from the dictator who pretends to be a friend.
  3. medfordforcemaster Jedi Knight

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    man, i wouldnt survive without walmart. who cares if they run em all out. at least i get good stuff for low prices. always. hehe
  4. crashdown Force Ghost

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  5. Atticus Jedi Master

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    Dont you have any, my grandma made some and since I thuoght you were my grandma, you should have some....unless ofcourse you allready ate all of them and want more. :)

    But yeah, my grandma made someand will bring them down in a couple weeks. She even put some in a tin so I can eat them on my paper route. :D I LOVE MY GRANDMA!!! YAY!!! [face_dancing]
  6. Larena_Jade Jedi Master

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  7. Atticus Jedi Master

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    Why didnt you reply to the one thread Im waiting for you to reply in? The Daughter of Kenobi one. Im saddened by this turn of events.
  8. Larena_Jade Jedi Master

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    Today I went to school. :D
    And then chris tried to dominate the boards, but since he's sleeping soundly he LOSES!!!!! [face_laugh]
  9. Atticus Jedi Master

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    Not yet Im not...MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You failed again. :)
  10. Larena_Jade Jedi Master

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    ah but you see, your pride becomes your fall. ANd here I am. again. :)
  11. sentinelsquad Jedi Knight

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  12. crashdown Force Ghost

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    No Atticus, it is you that will fail !!! You can't stay awake forever !![face_coffee]
  13. Atticus Jedi Master

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    I can, I have it down to 36 hours so far...and thats without coffee. :D
  14. Larena_Jade Jedi Master

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    I have it down to 72 hours with a few 2 hour naps! :D

    as of right now i'm living on 6 hours of sleep in FOUR DAYS combined....:oops:
  15. Atticus Jedi Master

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    Well, I hope you get more sleep. Sleep is good and its hard to get now with the annoying dogs at my house that hav bionic hearing and bark everytime you breathe.
  16. crashdown Force Ghost

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    Crash jumps up and down, making lots of noise.


    "Ha, Ha, Ha. Now no one will sleep !" [face_devil]
  17. sentinelsquad Jedi Knight

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    Here you go crashdown!
    A little something to keep you going!

    TOP 10 HALLOWEEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY
    10. She's a goblin!
    9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack tonight.
    8. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
    7. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
    6. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
    5. Let me see your big sack!
    4. Can I eat your Zagnuts?
    3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
    2. You scared me stiff!

    AND THE NUMBER ONE HALLOWEEN THING THAT SOUNDS DIRTY BUT ISN'T:

    1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

    TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX:

    10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
    9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
    8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
    7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
    6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
    5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
    4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
    3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
    2) Less guilt the morning after.

    And the ..1 Reason Trick Or Treating is better than sex:

    1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!
  18. crashdown Force Ghost

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    [face_blush]

    - CrashDown (aka Atticus's Grandma)
  19. sentinelsquad Jedi Knight

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  20. crashdown Force Ghost

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    [face_blush]

    Stop it. [face_talk_hand]

    - CrashDown (aka Atticus's Grandma)
  21. crashdown Force Ghost

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    I'M STILL WAITING FOR MY COOKIE !!! [face_monkey]
  22. _Vengeance_ Jedi Master

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    *gives crash a cookie*

    It's one of these cookies ---> [face_hypnotized]
  23. crashdown Force Ghost

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  24. _Vengeance_ Jedi Master

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    Heh heh, my Epistemology professor read some of these to us yesterday in class. They're logic proofs for the existence of God, and they're absolutely hysterical!

    ARGUMENT FROM FALLIBILITY
    (1) Human reasoning is inherently flawed.
    (2) Therefore, there is no reasonable way to challenge a proposition.
    (3) I propose that God exists.
    (4) Therefore, God exists.

    ARGUMENT FROM PAROCHIALISM
    (1) God is everywhere.
    (2) We haven't been everywhere to prove he's not there.
    (3) Therefore, God exists.

    Meta-Proof
    (1) This is a proof of God's existence.
    (2) If the reader finishes reading this proof, the existence of God will be proven to him/her.
    (3) If the existence of God is proven, then God exists.
    (4) Therefore, God exists.

    ARGUMENT FROM FOOLISHNESS
    (1) The Bible says Atheists are fools.
    (2) I don't want to be a fool.
    (3) Therefore, God exists.

    ARGUMENT FROM PERSECUTION (II)
    (1) Jesus said that people would make fun of Christians.
    (2) I am an idiot.
    (3) People often point that out.
    (4) Therefore, God exists.

    ARGUMENT FROM INTEREST
    (1) If God really doesn?t exist than Atheists wouldn?t spend so much time talking about him.
    (2) [Atheist refutes (1).]
    (3) Therefore, God exists.

    ARGUMENT FROM THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE (I)
    (1) The Pledge clearly states that America is "one nation, under God * * *."
    (2) The existence of God is thus a necessary condition for the existence of America.
    (3) America exists.
    (4) Therefore, God exists.

    ARGUMENT FROM LACK OF MEANNESS
    (1) If God didn't exist, it would be mean of him to make me believe he did!
    (2) God isn't mean.
    (3) Therefore, God exists.

    There are a bunch more here.

    P.S. NO RELIGIOUS DISCUSSION ALLOWED!@ These proofs were actually written by atheists and are just for Philosophical satire and humour!!! RAWR [face_shame_on_you]
  25. crashdown Force Ghost

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    Now come on Vengeance, that's like going to a nudist beach and not being allowed to open your eyes.
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