JCC Rank movies you didn't see in 2016 ranked by how much you didn't want to see them

No Assassin's Creed?

 

Isn't it coming out this year? Set to open against Passengers?

 

In descending order of how much I didn't want to see them:

Suicide Squad
Teenaged Mutants Ninja Turtle
Inferno
La La Land
Jack Reacher
Tarzans
The Purge
Independence Day
The Jungle Book
Warcraft
Deepwater Horizon
Hacksaw Ridge
X-Men: Apocalypse
Jason Bourne
Sully
Don't Breathe
Alice Through the Looking Glass
Pete's Dragon
Dogs of War
The Accountant
Hell or High Water
Fantastic Beasts
The Girl on the Train
The Nice Guys
Passengers
10 Cloverfield Lane
The Witch
Hail, Caesar!

Among countless others, I'm sure.

 

I think you've listed the entire release calendar of 2016. What did you want to see?

 

So judging by this thread all of you (Apart from SuperWatto on the account of wisely boycotting the hot, flowing sewage that has been cinema in 2016) have seen, or wanted to see:

Risen
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Zoolander 2
London Has Fallen
My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2
God's Not Dead 2
The Angry Birds Movie
I'm Not Ashamed

You all disgust me.

 

I think if the ranks go higher than ten, the thread kind of loses its point, otherwise, yeah, those would be my 11-18.

 

The thread didn't say to list only the movies you didn't want to see, it said to list the movies you didn't see and rank them by how much you didn't want to see them. There are movies on that list that I did want to see, but obviously I didn't want to see them enough to see them yet.

 

I see. Well, I have to say I think you're applying a very liberal interpretation of the rules not in keeping with the spirit of the founding documents of Dec 5th of this thread. Also, there is the ruling by Supreme Justice Ken from 12:47 PM. Finally, there is the infamous Rogue-one-and-a-Half "Honorable Mentions" amendment, which stipulates the norm that the well-regulated posters of the C of the JC shall not have their lists shortened, provided the exercise of restraint is upheld.

 

There was the example of "Assassin's Creed." Obviously, I don't want to see it, but I'm on vacation December 24-January 1, so it's 100% certain I won't see any movies in the theater during that period, and in any case Assassin's Creed will be available on HBO so quickly it will make your head spin. If I go see anything in January that's not Rogue One, it will probably be Passengers.

In other words, no need to put Assassin's Creed on any list.

 

The point is to list movies you didn't see and rank them by how much you didn't want tosee them. You're putting extra rules on it just because the founding poster catalogued his list in a top ten format. If he founder had intended everyone to use top ten lists he would have put it in the framework. Keep your ideas about how this thread should be operated to yourself, please, and let others post their lists without harrsssment as is their right.

 

Those birds perched over your car aren't really angry at you. You're angry at THEM, and you're projecting.

 

And here's a list of more movies I regretted seeing, not in any order this time:

1. My Big Fat Wretched Excuse of a Sequel 2
2. Zooblander 2
3. Angry Turds
4. Miss Perigrin's House of Autistic Youngsters yada yada ooh hoo poor man's Terry Gilliam Tim Burton directed whimsical whimsies *plays Danny Elfman music on a xylophone harmonica piano instrument*
5. Ben Hur Derp
6. The Magnificently Bland Remake of a Magnificently Bland Remake of a Magnificent Kurosawa Masterpiece
7. Now You See the Exact Same Film from 3 Years Ago 2
8. The Mechanic Insurrection
9. The Blahs (The Boss)
10. Jack Reacher: Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Gonna Let You Down, Never Gonna Run Around and Desert You

 

2016

Star Trek Beyond (apologies to Justin Lin but it's all on Simon Pegg).

 

movies are so bad

 

What a wretched pathetic excuse of a film. Especially on the 50th anniversary of Trek. It just makes me angry that they got away with making such a gigantic cinematic middle finger to the fanbase. I think I might hate this film more than Rogue1-and-a-half did.

 

Wow, you saw a lot of crap this year. Next time you hang out with your friends, maybe go go-karting or something?

Star War, your insurrection has been duly noted. Guards...

 

this thread is 100% inspired by JoinTheSchwarz and "I hate movies so much."

here's the deal though: movies really are terrible. TV is where it's at now. We're in a golden age of subscription tv. The Hallmark Channel is producing more than 20 original Christmas-themed movies every year. Here's a partial list, in case you'd like to rank them by how badly you don't want to see them:

A Wish For Christmas
The Mistletoe Promise
Every Christmas Has A Story
Christmas Cookies
My Christmas Dream
A December Bride
Broadcasting Christmas
Christmas In Homestead
Christmas List
A Heavenly Christmas
Journey Back To Christmas
A Dream Of Christmas
Looks Like Christmas
A Nutcracker Christmas
Love You Like Christmas
My Christmas Love
Sleigh Bells Ring
When Calls The Heart Christmas

 

Um...I actually saw all of these by myself...yeah. I have a lot of downtime, so I go to the movies if I get a Tuesday or Thursday off.

 

Well, you're apparently not enjoying it.

 

Here's a cheat sheet

Let's see. Working through the list I just linked, the movies I remember where I said "lol no"...

1. Fifty Shades of Black
2. Independence Day: Resurgence
3. The Angry Birds Movie
4. Warcraft
5. 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi
6. Alice Through the Looking Glass
7. Meet the Blacks
8. Dirty Grandpa
9. Gods of Egypt
10. The Huntsman: Winter's War

There are many more movies I haven't seen, though, and many I regret seeing. Pretty terrible year.

 

I am actually. The experience itself is fun, and beforehand, I hang out at my local coffee shop for a couple hours and just relax. Yeah I see some real stinkers, but I always double feature with something that's a true 3-5 star film experience.

 

So you enjoy them just enough to regret them afterwards. Novel concept.