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SWRPF Archive Raptor Jesus and the Tale of Darth Vader

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  1. HairyWookiee12 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 22, 2009
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    The RP takes places right before A New Hope and is about The Rise of the Empire and Raptor Jesus leading the Empire to victory...
    There is some changes to the timeline though,
  2. The Battle of Kashyyyk never happened, Raptor Jesus came down and peace with the Wookiees
  3. Raptor Jesus completely replaces the Emperor
  4. There is only two types of stormtroopers, The 41st Elite Corps and The Five o' Three(a Hand of Judgement type group.)
  5. Plo Koon and Kit Fisto survived Order 66


  6. Now, let us go to 19 BBY where Darth Vader is getting new Cybernetics. Raptor Jesus is watching over this event.

    "Raptor Jesus," Vader started, "What happened to Padme?"
    "It seems as though in your uber-ness you killed her for the lulz." The Raptor said in a serious tone.
    "But at first I was :p now I are :_|... NNNNOOOOEEEESSSSS!!!!" Darth cried out.
    "its k. i r sorrez..."

    20 years later, the Rebellion is making a uprising.

    "Raptor Jesus, It seems as though the Rebellion is working up a uprising to take out the Empire." A random stormtrooper informed him.
    Raptor Jesus suddenly looked around the room, then he spoke, "i r noes i r Raptor Jesus; Raptor Jesus know everything"
    "But... You're looking at internet memes on your computers."
    Suddenly Darth jumped into the room with a huge blue lightsaber swinging it around happily, then accidentally the head of that stormtrooper came straight off.
    "Darth, get me the Five o' Three and the 41st, we need a army to destroy the Rebellion.

    The Rules
    1. No GODMODDING, of course.
    2. You will be the stormtrooper army or a jedi, all NPCs shall be controlled by me.
    3. Please PM all character sheets to me; HairyWookiee12.
    4. Please do not post your unaccepted character sheets on this thread, because it will be ignored.
    5. Be sure to post you accepted character sheets on this thread.
    6. No talking bad, rude, or mean about anyone on this thread (In Character, maybe.).
    7. No spamming.
    8. Also, have fun.



    The Character Sheet

    Name:
    Age:
    Species:
    Homeworld:
    Hair Color:
    Skin Color:
    Armor(Optional):
    Physical Appearance
    Build-
    Head-
    Brow-
    Chest-
    Legs-
    Standing(Dark Jedi Knight, Dark Jedi Lord, Jedi Knight, Jedi Master, Elite Stormtrooper, Stormtrooper Commando, etc.):
    Main Weapon:

    I_H Edit: Locked at GM's request/>
  7. HairyWookiee12 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 22, 2009
    star 2
    CS approved,

    The Character Sheet

    Name: Daft Punk-Tech
    Age: 4,050
    Species: Immortal Human
    Homeworld: Unknown
    Hair Color: Black
    Skin Color: White
    Armor(Optional): Black Helmet, grey body armor
    Physical Appearance
    Build- Not that muscular
    Head- Tall
    Brow- Long
    Chest- Not that much extend
    Legs- Somewhat short
    Standing(Dark Jedi Knight, Dark Jedi Lord, Jedi Knight, Jedi Master, Elite Stormtrooper, Stormtrooper Commando, etc.): External God of Music
    Main Weapon: Bronze Polearm
  8. HairyWookiee12 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 22, 2009
    star 2
    CS approved,

    The Character Sheet

    Name: Raptor Jesus
    Age: Unknown
    Species: Unknown Hybrid
    Homeworld: Unknown
    Hair Color: None
    Skin Color: Dark Green
    Armor(Optional): None
    Physical Appearance
    Build- Somewhat muscular
    Head- Elongated
    Brow- None
    Chest- Jutted out some
    Legs- Long
    Standing(Dark Jedi Knight, Dark Jedi Lord, Jedi Knight, Jedi Master, Elite Stormtrooper, Stormtrooper Commando, etc.): Variation of Jesus
    Main Weapon: Sword
  9. Sith-I-5 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 14, 2002
    star 5
    o_O

    OOC: It is not even April yet!
  10. HairyWookiee12 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 22, 2009
    star 2
    What?
  11. HairyWookiee12 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 22, 2009
    star 2
    UPDATE: Because of the rushed and crappy storyline for this game, THIS RP IS NO LONGER RUNNING
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