Discussion in 'Asia & Africa General Discussion' started by Commissar_Cromwell, Jun 1, 2004.
Yes, it's amazing...
Nina! Glad to see you have joined us in the good fight!
Hmm, I wonder what brought this "conquering" spirit on.
LOL ... nothing like a good annexation to bring people out of the woodwork, it seems.
Hah! Your perfidious plan is foiled! All monkey dogs are herbivorous! Note the word "monkey."
Me, I prefer mine barbecued.
*Leaps forward to brawl with Xan*
Pash, I'm always ready to help!
*throws a muffin at Octavulg*
Hah! Feel the power of the infamous swedish muffin wars!
*Takes ACG rank insignias off and sits down beside Enji*
Can I have some pop corn?. Or even a muffin? If you share I promise never to try and dominate the world again this month!
Well sure, when you ask so nicely...
*gives Cromwell a nice chocolate muffin*
thanks mate, here have a ACG lapel pin
*bites into muffin*
mm yummy! Octavulg got get some marshmallows, gram crackers, chocolate chips and a heretic or two (being an inquisitor and all) and we cook shmores!
Greetings my noble subjects!
I am His Ton_Gness, King Ton_G I, Emperor of The AGC Empire.
It is good to see that everyone is fitting right in to their caste! However, the real reason I came all these bytes over to the AACG, was to announce this:
One of the natives in these forums is eligible to be Supreme Governatortron Of the AACG, in Service of their King; His Ton_Gness, King Ton_G I, Emperor of The AGC Empire, the catch is this, you must answer a simple question:
What is the airspeed vecolicty of an unladen swallow?
The first to PM the answer to me will recieve this glorious title and a free manor!
The ACG: Where Democracy is a Board Game
Hm, nothing like a good old Swedish muffin to stop a war! Great job, Nina dear!
*looks at previous post*
Hmm Ton_G, now why do I feel like I'm not going to be able to figure that one out?
An african or european swallow?
Hey! I never said I stopped fighting yet...
But if we've stopped fighting, how about the peace treaty:
You, the residents of FanForce Asia General do agree to abide by all demands and instructions of the Great King Ton G, as long as said King does not make any demands or give any instructions.
Hmm you mean we can't bribe you with a yummy muffin?
*nudge and wink to Nina*
I fear that as a holy man, I am unbribable.
However, we'll happily agree to the above treaty with you, provided you through in one muffin per board member per day as taxes.
A very fair price to keep the scourges of Atlantic Canada from your door, methinks.
*throws a blueberry muffin which hits Octavulg in the forehead*
Hey can I have another muffin? World domination makes me hungry!
Only if you promise not to try to invade more places who don't want to be invaded
How about if we agree to split the revenue from any conquered provinces 50/50 with you?
Can't I just invade a little? You know, just to get the locals posting again... like we did here...