Re: When author's can't be clever-or rants by yours truly

No we don't...But I think I'll start using that word.

Hitlerdrool!Hitlerspawn!

 

NaziScum, .

 

That is a good point.

 

I think that in the movies, that "I've got a bad feeling about this" was over used...now you'd think that the authors would try to be a little less cliche'

oh sithspit, it's past my bedtime..."emperor's black bones! and all that rot!!"

 

Yeah, whats this underworld thingy anyway?

Haven't seen hide nor hair of it...
nor of Infinities.

And am I the only person around who detests the Skywalkers and the Solo twins?

<braces himself against the coming onslaught>

 

Hitler's nose!

Nah, everybody has some things they dislike with the kids.

Speaking of which... In my version of The Crystal Star, the aforementioned kiddies suddenly start saying 'Mama' and 'Papa' instead of 'Mom' and 'Dad'. What's up with that?

 

Its not just the kids I have problems with.
I also happen to think that Leia should be exiled and Luke should be led out somewhere and quietly shot.

I mean seriously...the greatest threat since the Emperor Reborn and all he can do is dither. His philosophy has gotten quite a few of his Jedi killed so far. If Kyp was in charge, the Vong would have a heck of a lot more to worry about.

 

Trying to be cute...grrrr

 

Rebecca made a new Moffel thread in the EUC awhile back:

http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=2528324&start=3226253

I thought I would bring it to the atention of some people here.

 

Well done Rebecca. I just wish she had told us about it.

 

Heh. Well, now you know.

 

Come my moffpeople, our new home has been prepared, let us begin to flee this vale of tears and sorrows and commence the exodus to Rebecca's thread.

We have to keep this one open though...there's too much good stuff
I've started copying over some of the songs

 

This should make the HC happy. See, we left without you asking!

 

slow day...up....

 

Well, that 20 plus pages of extended thread reading was quite the educational little jaunt through time.
To link to your original post Trias, yes, the GoDV was horrible, from my present point of view. Though at the time it was entertaining, though still badly writen. Seeing as the target age bracket was around 5-9 years of age I can't realy complain. And Brandl, I feel I must commend you on your ongoing faithfullness to the cause. On a side note, perhaps it would be possible for your song parodies to be viewed by the greater forum in thier own thread; if this suggestion has already arisen ... I second the motion brought by...

...

 

has anyone read the courtship of princess leia? it was SO bad i had to put it down in the middle. i dont even remember who wrot it, but leia runs off for fabio and a new light is shed on the way han fits into his pants. he probably checks himself out every day to look good in his pants for leia. no wonder his ego is so huge he cant fit thru the doors in this book! i felt like i was watching a soap opera (i hate those)the whole time and every single time the author tried to be witty or funny or clever, i had to put the book down to regain my composure. i really do hate that book.

 

I'm afraid that last post is not in the spirit in which this thread was started. We make fun of things we don't like in Star Wars with clever little puns, songs, etc. We don't bash the things we don't like. Please refrain from bashing, and resume with the silliness.

 

Just wanted my 1000th post to be in Moffell. Keep Moffin'. The moffship blunders on!

 

Tatooine Hillbillies:

Now, looka here, people, listen to my story
A little story 'bout a whiny Jedi named luke, yep a jed
You know somethin', that poor desserteer
They say he barely kept galaxy saved.
Now lemme tell ya, one day he was duelin'
Ol' Jedi was duelin at some fool
When all of a sudden, right up from the ground there
Well, there came a bubblin' crude
, that is, well, maybe you call it
blorash or vong goo
He gonna move away from next to Mr. Fey'la
And be a Tatooine Hillbilly

Before you know it, all the kinfolk are a-sayin'
Yeah, Jedi, move away from there
That little skywalker got his own moistere farm
That little skywalker, he's got wimpy ideals.

Now everyone said mos eisely
Is the place that you oughta be
We got to load up this here x-wing now
We got to move to Tatooine

Hills, that is
Dusty Hills
Two-a-Two-a-Two stars

Huh, looka that looka that
(Tatooine, Tatooine, Tatooine hillbilly)
Y'all come back now, hear?
(Tatooine, Tatooine, Tatooine Tatooine)
(Tatooine, Tatooine, Tatooine hillbilly)

 

As they were scrambling into them, Corran shot Anakin a peculiar look.

"What?" Anakin said.

"Should I have left you two unchaperoned?"

Vaping Moffs! Does it show? Anakin wondered.

Just once, he wished most of the people he knew weren't Jedi.

"Vaping Moffs?"

 

Vaping Moffs Master's Luke!It's the Palpmaster reborn yet again!

LOL


Classic.I love it!Vaping.LOL

 

How about the O-so-clever reference to the Foundation trilogy found in the Illustrated Guide to the Star Wars Universe---the Alderaani poet Hari Seldona?

Or the even more clever name 4-LOM---"4-Love Of Money"?

 

up

 

Here's a clever name:Moff Harsh.

I love that name!Where's Moff Dopey,Sleepy, Bashful ,etc?

 

"Shag it all", a renegade term from the 60-70's, and it's in Han Solo's at stars end, one spot. It really dates the book, but It's so funny, and classic.


Uh it's the S.I.B.'s(men in black).

Here come the Sith in Black
Here come the Sith in Black (here they come)
They won't let you remember

Right on, right on
The bad guys dress in black remember that
Just in case we ever face to face and make contact
The title held by me...S.I.B.
Means what you think you saw, you did not see
So don't blink
Think what was there but now's gone
Black robe with the black hood's on
Walk in shadow move in silence
We provake extra-terrestrial violence
But yo we ain't on no jedi list
We straight don't exist
No names and no fingerprints
Saw something strange
Watch your back
Cuz you never quite know where the S.I.B.'s is at
Uh and...

Here come the Sith in Black (here they come)
The galaxy dictators (right on, right on)
Here come the Sith in Black (the sith in black)
They won't let you remember (uh uh, uh uh)

Now from the deepest of the darkest of night
On the horizon, bright light in the site tight(???)
Cameras zoom, on the impendin' doom
But then like BOOM black robes fill the room up
With the quickness kill the witnesses
Lightning neuralizer
Vivid memories turn to terror
Ain't no S.I.B.'s
Can I please
Do what we say that's the way we kick it
Ya know what I mean
I say my Buzzing lightsaber vaperize ya
We're your first, last and only line of destroyers
Against the good jedi of the universe
So don't cheer us, fear us
If you ever get near us, don't jeer us
We're the fearless
S.I.B.'s freezin' the ball of flat
Whats that stand for?
Sith In Black

The Sith in Black
Right on, Right on
The Sith in Black (the Sith in black)

Let me see ya just bounce it with me
Just bounce with me
Just bounce it with me c'mon
Let me see ya just slide with me
Just slide with me
Just slide with me c'mon
Let me see ya take a walk with me
Just walk with me
Take a walk with me c'mon
And make your neck work
Now freeze

Here come the Sith in Black (here they come)
The galaxy dictators(right on, right on)
Here come the Sith in Black (the sith in black)
They won't let you remember (uh uh, uh uh)

A-ight check it
Let me tell you this in closin'
I know we might seem imposin'
But trust me if we ever show in your section
Believe me it's for your own destruction.
Cuz we see things that you need not see
And we be places that you need not be
So go with your life
Forget that Ruusan crap
Show respect to the black robe
Cuz that's the Sith in
That's the Sith in...

Here come the Sith in Black (sith in black)
The galaxy dictators (galaxy dictators)
Here come the Sith in Black (oh here they come)
They won't let you remember (uh uh, uh uh).