JCC [Reactions] U.S. Presidential Election Day 2012

Discussion in 'Community' started by GrandAdmiralJello, Nov 4, 2012.

  1. PRENNTACULAR VIP

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    Almost 50,000 people in this country voted for Roseanne Barr to be president.

    [face_flag]
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  2. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    a lot more than that voted for "bedtime for bonzo" star ronald reagan to be president. twice.

    ill have another 4 years to hate on barack obama and his lukewarm reformist nonsense... im not done hating on MITT yet. i mean what a despicable jerk this vulture capitalist, jillion-dollar horse ownin', false-affectin', robot-lookin' jackass is. hie to kolob, ************, and say "hello" to ronald reagan's post-mortem-converted ass for me while ur there

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  3. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    I've already heard at least three calls for secession. :rolleyes:

    God we need more historians in this country.
  4. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Geez. Yeah. Were any of them from Rick Perry?
  5. Platelet Jedi Master

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  6. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    okay THESE are some hilarious facebook shinanigans from a 19-year-old conservanerd:

    For those who say tax the rich, tax the rich:
    If you tax the rich huge amounts they can decide "Oh well I (and my children and grandchildren possibly) can live life perfectly comfortable with what I have" and decide they aren't going to work. They are taxed on income yes? Think about if Bill Gates or another person who owns a big time company (say the owners of Walmart or Krogers) decides they aren't going to work because now it's not worth it to them. How many people have just lost jobs because companies just shutdown?

    then her aunt says:

    Becky, you understand economices better than 80% of older adults! Bet you also understand you don't spend more than you make! Proud of you!
  7. Darth Guy Chosen One

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  8. harpua Chosen One

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  9. Condition2SQ Jedi Grand Master

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    Well, that certainly was a hilarious post, but not in the way I think you intended.

    Post of the Year.
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  10. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    DG: i know its like im not even gonna touch that level of stupid

    C2SQ: uh oh... was it not hilarious in the sense that it was of or pertaining to Pope Hilarius? :confused:
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  11. GrandAdmiralJello Community and Lit moderator person

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    Becky was Romney's economic advisor, wasn't she?
  12. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    You should tell her that Bill Gates already "doesn't work anymore," more or less, and watch her freak out. Maybe it's the reason for the unemployment numbers!
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  13. Condition2SQ Jedi Grand Master

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    7 minutes until Hannity. Wooo!
  14. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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  15. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    haha. on it:

    becky, bill gates already doesnt work anymore. he retired. in like 2008. around when the economy crashed... hmmm... maybe that's why the economy's in trouble right now... GET PRESIDENT OBAMA ON THE HORN!!
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  16. Condition2SQ Jedi Grand Master

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    O'Reilly just read this gem of a viewer e-mail:

    "Bill, your coverage of the election was unfair. You refused to call Obama a socialist".

    Hannity: Obama ran a very dirty campaign and was vindicated for it, so these tactics are here to stay. We must not abandon our principles for victory...remember 2010, and how happy you were that night?...Eventually the country will turn to conservatism and cry for help...Let not your heart be troubled. The welfare state has grown expansively...we must make known the reasons why little government leads to the most happiness...and now our first guest...Ann Coulter.

    Up next, a segment on how the liberal media helped elect the President with the worst track-record in American politics.

    Oh wait, first a segment speculating on what Obama's sinister designs are for his "more flexible" second term. We are heading to "Taxmageddon", says Hannity.

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    How can anybody watch this show? Though I have to admit I'm going to miss his "The Real Obama" segment where "our vetting of the President continues".
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  17. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    Now Bill O'Reilly is part of the Liberal Media Elite! We've crossed some kind of line here.
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  18. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    so far just this randilicious reply, apprenlty becky is friends with theshinylightsaber:

    I can survive without the leeches, I wonder how they would fare on their own, and without the force of government. They'd have to resort to crime or fraud in order to steal from me. Government force somehow makes its moral and proper in your lunatic minds. I will resist your theft at every turn, get used to it.
  19. Point Given Mod of Literature and Community

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    What else is he saying?
  20. Condition2SQ Jedi Grand Master

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    It's a commercial break right now...next segment is how "the liberal media put all of its resources into re-electing the President".

    Bob Woodward is on and is actually hammering Hannity for pushing this narrative. I still can't believe he would even come on this show.

    Hannity: The bottom line is: the media failed the American people.

    Next segment: some disturbing evidence of voter intimidation by the New Black Panthers.

    Okay, I can't handle it anymore. I'm done.
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  21. Guinastasia Force Ghost

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  22. Arawn_Fenn Chosen One

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    I don't understand economices.

    Are they smaller than regular mices?
  23. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    somebody needs to tell hannity that the new black panther party is, like, two guys
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  24. Yodaminch Force Ghost

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    Good. Can he take the rest with him? Or better yet, have Virgin's space shuttle program pull a Simpsons: All smart people go to good shuttle. The rest get a shuttle to the sun ;)
  25. GrandAdmiralJello Community and Lit moderator person

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    It's satire. But....

    Arabs are white, btw.


    However... the Everest bit would work. After all, I'm sure Tenzing Norgay would have something to say about that.
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