FF:QLD READ THIS TOPIC! IF YOU DO NOTHING ELSE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, THEN READ THIS TOPIC!!!!

I wonder if I got anyone with that a second time . . . I have large doubts that anyone would be reading this right now, as this topic should only work once. But, it HAS been several months. . . Anyhoo, for anyone getting a sense of deja vu . . .

This is a topic about nothing,
It can be made up of thoughts from the insane.
Please post on my topic about something,
Go on! Defy the point! Be really inane.

Sorry for wasting thirty seconds of your life, but I am REALLY bored!

 

Hello Mr Ewok , how is Mrs Ewok?

 

Yeah, I fell for it and apart from that I have nothing to say ;-)

 

Well I read it and I've had an idea. Lets change the subject.

 

no

 

Aww, please. <looks pleadingly at you>

 

nope

 

Alright then, how about we change the subject instead.

 

k.... gumnuts

 

//walks in, unslings flamethrower, starts torching thread.

 

Can any body smell something?

 

I think the Cantina's on fire..quick everyone over there!!! and bring your red bucket Grieyls!

 

//takes deep breath....

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

 

Hey who's sat fire to my Cantina!, calls the fire Brigade and they put the fire out, but now begins a search for the firebug!, oi Grieyls did Mr Squidly catch a glimpse of the culprit/s?

 

Don't look at me dude, I never know what he is doing.

 

I think I saw Yogi Bear and a bunch of ewoks with fire-lighters leaving there a while ago!

 

Why really Killer Ewok!, why those damn Ewoks and Yogi bear hey, well that's it then I'm going to personally go out and get them now, they'll be sorry they set fire to my cantina! they will! lol

 

Too late, they are for gone.

 

No wait.......BooBoo has put out the flames with his magical bow-tie, your beer supply JP has been saved.
Although you may want to rebuild--it stinks of burnt timber around here....;-)

 

Well hooray for BooBoo, hooroo for Booboo lol hip hip hooroo lol, yes Spider I used the magical bow tie it has many uses), to magically rebuild my Cantina in an instance, and now I have given BooBoo free drinks tonite, so he may be a bit drunk ok

 

An intoxicated, animated, diminutive bear with a magical bow-tie? What ever will they think of next?

 

A Orange Lamington with an allergy for coconut.

 

Or a peanut butterjuice drinking genetic mutation of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle? lol

 

I've a pink Dashound.

 

I have a Green Beret