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Really dumb fan theories about the saga

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by IG_2000, Feb 19, 2013.

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  1. IG_2000

    IG_2000 Jedi Master star 4

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    Luke Skywalker was actually beaten into a coma by the sand people and the rest of the trilogy is just his subconscious expressing the adventure he never had the chance to experience.
     
  2. Jarren_Lee-Saber

    Jarren_Lee-Saber Jedi Master star 4

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  3. Jarren_Lee-Saber

    Jarren_Lee-Saber Jedi Master star 4

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    The prequels are actually sequels.
    Shmi is Princess Liea, who went into hiding after discovering she was pregnant with her brother's baby. She is paying Watto to claim she is a "slave" (even though she lives in a nice house.) Her bastard baby she named after her dad, and he makes C3PO based on the stories she told him. The O-CP3O is still on Endor, being worshiped as a god by the Ewoks (Han left him there after getting sick of him). Boba Fett is actually a girl, Jango is her son with Han.
     
  4. A'den Skirata

    A'den Skirata Jedi Knight star 2

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    - Luke's father was mortally wounded by Vader. His brain was removed from his body and placed in life support inside R2-D2
     
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  5. Darth_Nub

    Darth_Nub Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    OK, I think it's time this was moved over to SWC.
     
  6. benknobi1

    benknobi1 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Alderaan survived. Somehow.
     
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  7. Adrian the Cool

    Adrian the Cool Jedi Knight star 3

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    Darth Sidious is an evil clone of Senator Palpatine. In ROTJ Sidious will kill Palpatine to become Emperor.
    Palpatine tests the Death Star on his own homeplanet Naboo, which causes it to become Dagobah.
    Kamino will freeze over and be renamed to Hoth.
     
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  8. Sistros

    Sistros Jedi Master star 6

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    that this pupil of Obi-Wan that destroyed Lukes father called darth vader was in fact Luke's father

    that Leia really really like Han Solo

    Greedo shot first

    these can't possibly be true! pretty dumb huh? ;)
     
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  9. Eryndil

    Eryndil Jedi Knight star 3

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    And then he wakes up to find that it was just a dream and Obi-Wan is in the shower...
     
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  10. TheMadHatter

    TheMadHatter Jedi Knight star 4

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    Watto is Anakin's father

    (Shmi was really really drunk)
     
  11. benknobi1

    benknobi1 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Force lightning tickles.
     
  12. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Force Ghost star 8

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    One from the essay collection "A Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Not So Far Away"

    Lucas intended The Empire to be the real heroes of the story- and the RoTJ ending to be seen as tragic, by the more insightful watchers.
     
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  13. benknobi1

    benknobi1 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Actually it was kinda tragic... from the Sith point of view.
     
  14. Eryndil

    Eryndil Jedi Knight star 3

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    Actually, that one's true. Luke wasn't really writhing in pain - if you listen closely, he's giggling :D
     
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  15. Zane the Reaper

    Zane the Reaper Jedi Knight star 1

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    Yavin is the planet Jupiter - in the year 2010 Jupiter is engulfed by black monoliths that transport it across time and space, leaving a star new star in its wake.
     
  16. Feelicks

    Feelicks Jedi Knight star 1

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    Star Wars didn't take place a long time ago, it's happening right now.
     
  17. Darth_Zandalor

    Darth_Zandalor Jedi Master star 4

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    Indiana Jones' fever dreams as the radiation slowly kills him involve him flying around with bigfoot in a B29 cockpit strapped to a plate.
     
  18. wookiedookie

    wookiedookie Jedi Padawan

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    Haha this made me chuckle!
     
  19. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Han and Luke are the same person (think Fight Club).
     
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