Really dumb fan theories about the saga

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by IG_2000, Feb 19, 2013.

  1. IG_2000 Force Ghost

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    Luke Skywalker was actually beaten into a coma by the sand people and the rest of the trilogy is just his subconscious expressing the adventure he never had the chance to experience.
  2. Jarren_Lee-Saber Force Ghost

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  3. Jarren_Lee-Saber Force Ghost

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    The prequels are actually sequels.
    Shmi is Princess Liea, who went into hiding after discovering she was pregnant with her brother's baby. She is paying Watto to claim she is a "slave" (even though she lives in a nice house.) Her bastard baby she named after her dad, and he makes C3PO based on the stories she told him. The O-CP3O is still on Endor, being worshiped as a god by the Ewoks (Han left him there after getting sick of him). Boba Fett is actually a girl, Jango is her son with Han.
  4. A'den Skirata Jedi Master

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    - Luke's father was mortally wounded by Vader. His brain was removed from his body and placed in life support inside R2-D2
    Last edited by A'den Skirata, Feb 21, 2013
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  5. Darth_Nub Saga, Classic Trilogy and Film Music Manager

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    OK, I think it's time this was moved over to SWC.
  6. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    Alderaan survived. Somehow.
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  7. Adrian the Cool Jedi Master

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    Darth Sidious is an evil clone of Senator Palpatine. In ROTJ Sidious will kill Palpatine to become Emperor.
    Palpatine tests the Death Star on his own homeplanet Naboo, which causes it to become Dagobah.
    Kamino will freeze over and be renamed to Hoth.
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  8. Sistros Force Ghost

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    that this pupil of Obi-Wan that destroyed Lukes father called darth vader was in fact Luke's father

    that Leia really really like Han Solo

    Greedo shot first

    these can't possibly be true! pretty dumb huh? ;)
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  9. Eryndil Jedi Grand Master

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    And then he wakes up to find that it was just a dream and Obi-Wan is in the shower...
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  10. TheMadHatter Jedi Grand Master

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    Watto is Anakin's father

    (Shmi was really really drunk)
  11. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    Force lightning tickles.
  12. Iron_lord Chosen One

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    One from the essay collection "A Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Not So Far Away"

    Lucas intended The Empire to be the real heroes of the story- and the RoTJ ending to be seen as tragic, by the more insightful watchers.
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  13. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    Actually it was kinda tragic... from the Sith point of view.
  14. Eryndil Jedi Grand Master

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    Actually, that one's true. Luke wasn't really writhing in pain - if you listen closely, he's giggling :D
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  15. Zane the Reaper Jedi Master

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    Yavin is the planet Jupiter - in the year 2010 Jupiter is engulfed by black monoliths that transport it across time and space, leaving a star new star in its wake.
  16. Feelicks Jedi Knight

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    Star Wars didn't take place a long time ago, it's happening right now.
  17. Darth_Zandalor Force Ghost

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    Indiana Jones' fever dreams as the radiation slowly kills him involve him flying around with bigfoot in a B29 cockpit strapped to a plate.
  18. wookiedookie Jedi Youngling

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    Haha this made me chuckle!
  19. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Han and Luke are the same person (think Fight Club).