Reasons to like Hathor :)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by StarGazer, Jan 8, 1999.

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  1. Rogue Jedi Jedi Youngling

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    I know! The damn things kept waking up and running away!...All I got for my trouble was about 2 dozen mosquitobites, a pair of seriously muddy sneakers, a twisted ankle and a good gash on my left calf from the barbed wire fence we had to hop....After careful consideration I've come to the conclusion that getting my arm caught in the combine harvester nearby would have brightened my day a bit more...hence my suggestion to Kyle.
  2. Hathor Moderator Emeritus

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    LOL. you sure have interesting stories Rogue, sometimes I wonder if they're true... Especially that corn one... odd
  3. Hathor Moderator Emeritus

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    LOL. you sure have interesting stories Rogue, sometimes I wonder if they're true... Especially that corn one... odd
  4. Rogue Jedi Jedi Youngling

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    Of course they're 80% true my dear(hee hee )....When my reality is so unreal...who needs drugs?

    Corn wars is very real...Have you tried it yet?

    BTW, My friend and I had made several attempts at cow tipping in our youth...the story you just read is but one of them...most of the others were fairly un-eventful...Of course, no cow ever fell over for me....damn.
  5. Rogue Jedi Jedi Youngling

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    Of course they're 80% true my dear(hee hee )....When my reality is so unreal...who needs drugs?

    Corn wars is very real...Have you tried it yet?

    BTW, My friend and I had made several attempts at cow tipping in our youth...the story you just read is but one of them...most of the others were fairly un-eventful...Of course, no cow ever fell over for me....damn.
  6. Hathor Moderator Emeritus

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    80%... that's right, comming from a man who taught me to BS

    no I haven't tried corn wars. It's the wrong season, and none of my friends are ludicrous enough to try it. scratch that idea

    like I said eariler dear Rogue, Illinoians have no tact when it comes to cow tipping.
  7. Hathor Moderator Emeritus

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    80%... that's right, comming from a man who taught me to BS

    no I haven't tried corn wars. It's the wrong season, and none of my friends are ludicrous enough to try it. scratch that idea

    like I said eariler dear Rogue, Illinoians have no tact when it comes to cow tipping.
  8. Kyle Katarn Jedi Grand Master

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    Us Iowans respect our cows. That's why we have one carved out of butter every year at the Iowa State Fair.
  9. Kyle Katarn Jedi Grand Master

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    Us Iowans respect our cows. That's why we have one carved out of butter every year at the Iowa State Fair.
  10. Hathor Moderator Emeritus

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    out of butter? That's gotta be one huge buttered cow... man

    oh Rogue, I liked your comment in the "what kinda jedi would you be" thread. Literarlt Lol on that one.
  11. Hathor Moderator Emeritus

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    out of butter? That's gotta be one huge buttered cow... man

    oh Rogue, I liked your comment in the "what kinda jedi would you be" thread. Literarlt Lol on that one.
  12. Kyle Katarn Jedi Grand Master

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    Actually it's one giant block of butter that is carved into the shape of a cow. Quite a sight.
  13. Kyle Katarn Jedi Grand Master

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    Actually it's one giant block of butter that is carved into the shape of a cow. Quite a sight.
  14. Rogue Jedi Jedi Youngling

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    Get the pancakes and syrup...I'm moving to Iowa...

    Hey Kyle, is the "Golden (butter) calf" anywhere near the world's largest ball of mud?...Frankly, I'd rather see a big ball of mud than my cousin Eddy...No wait, that's in Kansas...My mistake.

    Feeling better yet?

    Hath, I suppose it must be that way with F.I.B.s but remember my dear, I'm originally from Detroit....I simply dwell here in the land of "Corn, corn and more corn." LOL
  15. Rogue Jedi Jedi Youngling

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    Get the pancakes and syrup...I'm moving to Iowa...

    Hey Kyle, is the "Golden (butter) calf" anywhere near the world's largest ball of mud?...Frankly, I'd rather see a big ball of mud than my cousin Eddy...No wait, that's in Kansas...My mistake.

    Feeling better yet?

    Hath, I suppose it must be that way with F.I.B.s but remember my dear, I'm originally from Detroit....I simply dwell here in the land of "Corn, corn and more corn." LOL
  16. Son of a Hutt Jedi Youngling

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    Hey, which of those is in Kansas? You're not making fun of Kasnas, are you? If we're going to argue about Kansas then just be warned that I live in one kick-ass neighborhood...
  17. Son of a Hutt Jedi Youngling

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    Hey, which of those is in Kansas? You're not making fun of Kasnas, are you? If we're going to argue about Kansas then just be warned that I live in one kick-ass neighborhood...
  18. Hathor Moderator Emeritus

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    whoops, I'm going blind

    [This message has been edited by Hathor (edited 05-15-99).]
  19. Hathor Moderator Emeritus

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    whoops, I'm going blind

    [This message has been edited by Hathor (edited 05-15-99).]
  20. PreacherBoy Jedi Youngling

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    I think I annoy Hathor more than she annoys me... you should see the things she says to me! It's terrible!
  21. PreacherBoy Jedi Youngling

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    I think I annoy Hathor more than she annoys me... you should see the things she says to me! It's terrible!
  22. Jay Jedi Knight

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    Well, it's really easy to annoy someone more than they annoy you, if you don't get annoyed.
  23. Jay Jedi Knight

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    Well, it's really easy to annoy someone more than they annoy you, if you don't get annoyed.
  24. Son of a Hutt Jedi Youngling

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    What, you're blind?!! Why didn't you say so sooner?!! If I'd known that I wouldn't have made fun of your typing so much!
  25. Son of a Hutt Jedi Youngling

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    What, you're blind?!! Why didn't you say so sooner?!! If I'd known that I wouldn't have made fun of your typing so much!
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