Rebel squadrons go to war (hey, don't worry, it's just a sim !)

grabs blaster rifle and fires at Aragorn

 

i could make an evil sock but guess what? I'M NOT GONNA! sorry ban, but i will not turn

 

*Force absorbs baster shots*

 

Force-absorbs force-absorb

(let's keep that pace and the thread's gonna look really stupid )

 

but don't all our threads, ban?

 

I wonder whose fault that is

 

*holds up mirror to let 'ban see himself*
there's the culprit!
'Ban! You evil thing!

 

Ah but these threads already looked pretty stupid before I joined the squads

 

*somersaults out of x-wing and falls....forrever*


at least theres nothing to hit on the way....

*bangs into asteroid*

argghhhh



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why? cos i am not a n00b , k , u goota problem?

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*launches X-wing and waits for next sim*

 

good idea...

Ban, were you implting that *I* make the boards stupid? i'm hurt!

 

hmmm...lets do a sim of a mission to get more sushibeer! ok..hmmm...let's raid a convoy full of sushibeer... ummmm...ok, I'll start it now and 'Ban, I'm saying shut up in advance because I know you're going to say something.
All right, sim mission briefing...
We've learned that a convoy carrying our purloined(stolen) supply of sushibeer has set up a rendezvous with ships owned by the evil LordBan. They plan to sell our precious sushibeer to 'Ban, so that he can have a monopoly on the sushibeer market. We must get our sushibeer back and stop 'Ban's sinister plan! The rendezvous will occur in the Anoat system in approximatly 12 standard hours. We will go there and wait in the asteroid field until they show up and then we'll get our sushibeer back. What do you guys think? does it make no sense?

 

*still in X-wing*
*convoy hypers in*
That's it you're mine!
*flies towards free sushibeer*

 

*flies towards convoy*
One rule: DON'T DESTROY THE CONVOY BECAUSE IT HAS OUR SUSHIBEER!!!!

 

I AM BRINGING RED SQUAD ON AN EXPLORATION....


to the planet sushibeer , where the rivers are full of the stuff.

 

Stand down frieghters and prepare to head out on the co-ordinates I give you
Frieghter Dude: Ok
Hmm...that was easy
Everyone hypers to main RS base, but then suddenly without any warning, there was a huge unexepected plot twist and it was....
(somebody else go now)

 

The Hutts hired freelance pirates to hijak the trade routes of sushibeer!

(Haha, just kidding, don't panic.)

 

ANYONE WANT TO COME TO THE PLANETSUSHI?

the rivers and sea's flow with extra cool sushibeer.

it rains sushibeer.


okay , i'm only here cos i got banned from ign.



*hangs head in shame*

 

*tsk tsk*
anyways...get all the sushibeer off the freighters and the sim is done, i guess...i dunno...

 

Fine the plot twist is:
Then they found out there was no sushibeer! It was really a trap set by the evil grasshoppers! Oh no!

 

uh-oh, I think I killed it....

 

oh no, i'm still here! oh wait, that can't be... i'm a ghost!!! muhahah!!!!

 

AHHH!!!! IT'S A SOCK!!!!

 

Oh, you're dead too?

 

What????!!!! I'm not dead....