Rebel squadrons go to war (hey, don't worry, it's just a sim !)

Houston, hurry up !*Houston the R2 whistles something* Yeah you did it ! re-start the engiines now, and here we go !
Wraith6, alive again
ready to try a suicidal attack

*heads straight towards YY and makes very clear that she won't change her trajectory*

 

Cuts down arcing in between Twinnie and Yun
Watch the cross fire Rurcij! (R2 unit)

 

*Races at Twinnie*

Head on, you sure pride is better than surviving to help your friends. They'll be much easier to take out once you're gone.

*Launches one torpedo and fires and a continuous string of laser fire at Twinnie*

Vulcan, make sure to keep 75% power to forward shields. Watch the rear. Yar_Kaii, I hope you're keeping everyone away from me.

 

Rouge Six to Rouge Five I am alright now. Slight malfunction with a power converter but EJ ( short for Erik Jedvardsson my favorite historical king in Sweden and now the name of my R2 unit) has fixed it.

Where should we head next?

 

for once, Houston did something clever and put all the front shields up all by himself... he must start to know my corrida tactics [face__so_found_of_her_droid]

*starts zig-zaging to avoid the fire and starts firing back too*

we're almost there Houston... we're almost there...

JW, take care, YY's fire might catch you !!! te laisse pas faire !

 

Watch out for the torpedo. Say hello to everyone at HQ when you're out, which should be soon.

*Dips and hits the brakes as soon as Twinnie comes within a meter of ship. Turns and comes up behind Twinnie ,but can't seem to find her*

 

eheh... sorry to tell you that, but I'm not dead, I'm just right above you ! *waves from the cockpit*

 

So I am a gentleman, I say, it is yoour choice. Ladies first.

 

Wraith 10 here

sick but here

 

*Waves back. Zooms out from below Twinnie, barrel rolls and loops around her ship. Proceeds to chase her for the next few minutes shooting at her every once and awhile*

You aren't going to shake me. Better get some help if you want to get rid of me.

 

Locks onto YY with duel proton Sheep

{Houston: Wraith 11 you are locked on}

This ones for you Twinnie!!!!

<Fires sheep at YY>

*Baaaa Baaaa Baaaaa Baaaa*

 

*Loops around and fires at the sheep. It explodes, but close to the ship taking out the shields and doing damage to the top right S-foil*

Crap, Commander, Yar_Kaii, cover me as I get out of range to do as much repairing as I can.

*Goes full speed out of the area and proceeds to do as much repairing as possible*

Doesn't look good. All right SWNZ, watch your back, you might get an unpleasant surprise soon.

 

*As shields regain power, Yun does repairs by using the Force. After awhile, the shields are at full power and the top right S-foil is mangled*

Ok, coming back, I have three laser cannons left, but I can still take on you guys................ I hope. Wait, of course I can take out you guys.

 

Rurcij:YY taget lock acquired...prepare to fire
Alright, I'm re...kriff!
Realises hes out of torpedoes[i/i]
Alright, I'll just jury rig the system. Rurcij, over-ride the autoload functinos!
Loads empty SushiBeer bottles into torpedo slots
FIRE!!!
Fires double round of SB bottles at YY
Its away!

 

*Pelted with SushiBeer which does basically nothing*

Stop wasting good SushiBeer bottles. They can be reused. You're gonna get it for that. Prepare to see black after not knowing what the hell happened.

*Turns towards JediWarrior and starts blasting*

 

eheh YY, you now have Wraiths + Rogues after you... it looks like _you_ could use some help now, huh ?

Wraith6, ready to avenge the Sheep ; btw, Wraiths, Wraith4 (Nwalme) says she will be back around the 23rd. Once she is back, all the chances will be on our side.

*realizes something feels weird with the left engine*

Houston... wasn't that very engine repaired ? ... Houston !

 

rogue 7 practises the scissors. Twinnie looks like a sheep in your engine, be careful or it'll catch fire

 

you wanna fry the Sheep ? aren't you afraid of DV's reaction ?

 

*Does every move in the book to lose the torp, to no avail. Tries a Force push on the torp, but it's too late.*

Oh crap.

*Torp slams into back of the X-Wing taking down the shields and destroying three of the four engines*

Any Aces nearby? One Ace versus all these Rogues and Wraiths isn't to fair. Very much so when they all attack me as if I were the only enemy. Need a little help.

*Turns for a safe area to spend copious amounts of time repairing*

 

Survival of the fittest my dear ace
turns to Rurcij
Rurcij, see if you can load the next round of empty SushiBeer bottles with some of the engine oil and hydraulic fluids!
viewscreen says next level of 'torpedoes' are ready to fire
Alright, prepare to pay for killing those sheep!

 

*Turns and releases last 3 torps and unloads on JediWarrior*

You aren't getting me.

 

-apears right behind JW ´s back.

"You better should watch your six! Ace 2 in and i cover your @$z, ace 7! try to hide in the asteriods! hope some others aces will appear soon; i guess we both can´t shake them for a long time..."

-aims JW and starts to fire one torpedo at his back...

"Blinker, watch our six! i guess we will have much trouble there in a few minutes..."

 

Thank you Yar_Kaii. Get over here, I found an asteroid I can land on and repair as long as you make sure no one gets to me. Remember not to chase anyone who comes close too far.

*Lands and gets out to start repairs*

 

Great to hear that Obi Anne!

*flys next to her wingmate*

Hey, have you heard of the newest torpedo?
Our engeneers just told me they developed the Lahti-Topedo. They said it is programmed to hit only aces and wraiths.... I got two of them with me, you got them, too. Let´s try ´em! They can´t harm us!

On private channel: hope they belive that BS...."