Rebel squadrons go to war (hey, don't worry, it's just a sim !)

why would the Republic create a torpedo that only hits some Republic squadrons Jaina, huh ?

*truns around and throws laser beams at the torpedo YK sent at JW*

Get away everybody, this torpedo will explode !!!

 

Towards that shooting.....but since I won't be able to log on to the internet during the coming six days you'll be on your own, mac . But I am sure you'll do fine.

 

Salutes emilsson
Meet you back at the rendez-vous

the blast from YK's torpedo still manages to shake his craft, loosing Rurcij from his hold, sending him deep into outer space
Gah! I've lost my droid!
Decides somebody's going to have to pay for the loss of his droid...with their 'life'
*Hums 'Mad about me'*
You are sooo going down now
grabs plasti-steel steering vane and trys to come back on course for a certain asteroid
Here goes nothing!
Drops his Y-Wings payload of heavy bombs towards surface of asteroid

 

*Asteroid shakes from close explosion, a nearby asteroid is reduced to rubble and shrapnel dents the ship 'ripping' Vulcan's dome off*

Which asteroid were you goin for? The one I'm on, or the on next to it? And how come you have bombs?

*Turns and sees Vulcan has no head*

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! How dare you! You destroyed my droid. Well not really, but I'm still going to vape you for that.

*Inspects ship*

Damn, you just took out the engine I just repaired. Now I'll never get back in the air.

 

Y-Wings have bombs The beauty of Wraith Squadron is our versatility and resourcefulness. I didn't take an X-Wing...flashy ship
Abandons YY on asteroid and instead starts chasing YK

 

You need a X-Wing.

*Shakes fist at JediWarrior*

 

huh ? you in a cockpit in the middle of the space and you actually pull a blaster out ?

 

Geez YY! What did the simulator do to you that it deserved to get trashed?

 

Sorry, I have edited the post so you are happy.

 

yeah, now our own posts look like nonsense all YY's fault ! he wanted to shoot at JW with a blaster from his cockpit !!! doh !

 

Yes! Got three engines back online. The others gone, no use in trying to fix it. Yar_Kaii, you there? I need cover as I get off this stupid asteroid.

*Starts ignition sequence, begins to lift off*

Coming back! Watch out everyone.

*X-Wing kicks and sputters as the bottom left engine malfunctions*

Crap, this better be shory-lived, or else I'm in trouble.

 

Warning: Vivid imagination required.

<smells the fear in YY as he returns with a faulty repaired ship>

You've escaped me once YY and it won't happen again!

<pulls along side YY drinks a sushibeer and opens cockpit, struggling out onto his wing SWNZ grabs a thermol sheep detonator and with R2 Unit Oliver in command he jumps onto YY's ship.

Knocking on YY's cockpit, YY opens and asks "who's there?" SWNZ replies "Boo!"
Dropping the sheep detonator into the cockpit SWNZ scuttles back onto the wing and jumps into his own cockpit and looks eagerly for the result...>

 

*Switches detonator off and puts it in pocket*

They need to make these things better for combat situations.

*Takes detonator out of pocket, sets it to timer, opens cockpit and tosses it out*

Three minutes and counting. Uh oh, SWNZ jammed my joystick. I'm in trouble. Crap, tailspin! Be with you guys in a second, Yar_Kaii, Commander, any Aces in the area that could help me? I get this for being the best pilot in the fight. What a fine howdy-do to flying with you guys this is. SWNZ, if you want me dead, this would be your best time to vape me.

 

Flys out from behind an asteroid and checks her status flicks her x wing from dual lasers to torpedoes and swings 180* to her right to avoid a couple of laser blasts

 

*leaves the limbo a RL RPG session had let him in*
*realizes there's a torpedo 0.000001 meters away from his craft*
*hastily returns to limbo*

Ahem...
YY, you're gonna pay for that
Anne, we'll meet again later

*resumes actions, launching a decoy mad cow*
*since the blast is still almost Ground Zero for the poor X-Wing, it hurts pretty badly*
*R2 unit slot is vaped, but not Palps*
*Instead, Palps falls into Death Star reactor... uh... X-Wing reactor, sorry*

Yes ! I am the one who killed Palps !
(mostly)

Now, back onto business (at slug speed... Palps did hurt the reactors pretty well)

Hem, like, I'm almost a target drone in a X-Wing like that.
...
Like, can I cheat ? *utmost childish look*

 

<Rather than chasing YY, SWNZ decides he'd watch YY for a bit, struggling and wirling out of control towards what looks to be an asteroid shaped like a sheep sucking a chuppa chup.>

I gotta stop drinking and flying.

 

but you're right SWNZ, there is something of a sheep eating a chuppa chups in the shape of this asteroïd... that's a sign from destiny !

Ban, I can cover you for now, but how will you manage to repair your stuff without a R2 unit ? considering the way you treated yours, there's no way I let Houston help you

 

Don't worry, the Force is with me

*Force-chokes engines to convince them to work normaly*
*Engines comply*

Woo-hoo !

 

WEll now, since the last 4-5 people to post were all wraiths...I'd suggest turning againt the next person to show up

 

We're nasty, aren't we ?

 

*Fights with the joystick and manages to pull out of tailspin*

Yes, back to battle.

*Proceeds to slowly make the fairly long journey back to the battle, blasting the entire way aiming at every Wraith and Rogue in sight*

Lots of Wraiths, fair amount of Rogues, and hardly any Aces. This really sucks for me.

 

Rogue 11 hypering in.

Shouting through the 'intercom' HELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it squadron against squadron ? (no I'm not gonna read all 100 preivous posts)

Just tell me where to shoot

 

Any member from another squadron.

Hum.

No, it's not fair if we all home once more on YY -> FlyBoy, strap yourself in the sim cockpit, you're my target
*begins to lock concussion sheep launchers on FlyBoy*

 

At the Wraiths, at the Wraiths!!!!!! Kill them! Rogue Squadron and Ace Squadron need to work together to take the Wraiths out. There are too many of them, they need to be dealt with first, then we can kill eachother. Shoot the Wraiths!!!!

*Shoots the Wraiths*

 

*shoots the Ace*

(note the absence of 's' at 'Ace')

Flyboy, this sim is a squadron VS squadron,; right and you didn't need to read 100 posts to know that, it must be indicated in the first 5 posts

YY... if you were fighting against two enemies, and if _you_ felt outnumbered, do you really think you would trust a part of your enemies enough to ally with them against the others ? I wouldn't especially when you see who is in the Rogue squadron