JCC REBELLION!

I actually beat you to the punch with a cutting edge gif?!

 

I don't just toss the twist tie and fold under with bread, I just did it with a loaf of banana nut bread.

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I'm gonna pick up my kids tonight and their mother asked me if I could refrain from letting them play video games until the weekend. They are unaware of the fact that I just got The Lego Hobbit game for them and I set up their room with beanbags and a new TV. Tonight they will take back Erebor in style.

 

I could remove my scars from my renegade Shepard in Mass Effect 2, but I just want to see how horrific he'll actually get.

 

A follow-up to my last post:

So I went to pick up my kids last night and their mother was 20 minutes late. She apologized and then had the audacity to ask me if I wouldn't mind dropping them off on Sunday at 5:00pm instead of 6:00pm because she has some dinner plans with her nincompoop family. Okay.



6:20pm it is.

 

I spoke at a school board meeting during the public comment period. Each speaker was limited to 3 minutes, but I spoke for 3 minutes and 15 seconds.

 

Our on-campus apartments are supposed to donate $10 for each individual for a kegger that is being held. Know what? I'm not doing that. Piss off.

 

So I've been drawing penises on the back of our UPS driver's truck every time he closes the door after we load him up with the day's shipments. Today we had a different driver and he said "Whichever one of you guys that keeps drawing ****s on Mike's truck better not try that with me!"

I totally drew a penis on his truck before he pulled away.

 

The road traffic arrow pointed one way out. I went that way in.

 

When I shop at Safeway, I bring Trader Joe's bags.

 

I used someone else's milk to make some delicious pancakes this morning.

 

I let my younger son take a long nap yesterday afternoon and then gave him some fun dip and pixie stix before I dropped him off with his mother last night.

 

I was listening to this the other day and then I realized the first part describes perfectly what is going on in this thread.
Read by Vincent Price

 

It was Cinco de mayo yesterday. I consumed no Mexican food. I did not drink Tequila.

 

Same. Had a balonga sandwich for dinner.

 

A bread heal hit the floor. Rather than obey the 5 to 10 second rule and eat it anyway, I threw it out.

 

I have 2 alerts. They concern quote replies to me quoting them and responding. I've decided not to read them until tomorrow.

 

The idiot responsible for this fiasco... http://www.derby.ac.uk/news/call-back-of-further-university-of-derby-students-for-blood-testing

(Between the hamsters at Broomfield College and the bush crickets at Derby uni, Derby is getting quite a rep for dirty scandals....)

 

I don't understand what that is to do with this thread.

 

Maybe posting it here was an act of rebellion in and of itself.

 

Then it shall be a rebellion within a rebellion concerning rebellion about rebellion as I dismiss it.

 

Exactly. Rebellion.

 

2 people told me not to see the new Godzilla movie in 3D. I'm gonna do it anyway.

 

At Barnes&Noble I would have paid $20.12 for 2 books. Then I whipped out my membership card and it only came to $18.10.