JCC REBELLION!

When you're shot in a laundry rage incident, VLM, we'll all just shake our heads and mutter, "Saw that coming."

 

Construction made getting into a Dunkin Donuts parking lot a headache. So I parked in a nextdoor bank parking lot with signs that said "for bank customers only" and then walked right over the DD.

 

When you're shot in a donut rage incident -- aww, never mind.

 

I should be working right now but I'm farting around on the interweb instead.

 

I ordered a 180 page $30 graphic novel called Sanctum at a comic store. They called me and said it had arrived. I decided I didn't want it but I did not call them to let them know.

 

I'm thinking about going to the "4 movies 4 shots" thread and posting 3 shots. Or maybe 5. I haven't done it yet, but I am thinking about it!

 

I'm not ending this sentence with the proper punctuation,

 

Best Buy sent me an email saying I still had items in my cart, a cooling laptop fan mat and headphones. Having already gotten a similar cooling fan mat from Wal-mart, I canceled the order on the mat and just bought the headphones.

 

You monster.

 

Deal with it;

 

Bought a coffe that came to $1.37. I was 2 cents short. He said $1.35 was good enough. I could have taken an extra 5 seconds to get to cents out of my car and pay it in full anyway. I didn't.

 

Normally I go grocery shopping on Friday. I went on Thursday this week.

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After removing bodily waste via a #1 in a Target bathroom I washed my hands and went over to the paper towel dispenser. The instructions said do not pull down, use the inset knob on the side. I pulled down not once...but. Three. Times.

 

Two ladies and a child got out of a car to go in a restaurant and started towards the wrong entrance. I would have told them but by not telling them I wound up ahead of them in line before they figured it out.

 

I let another guy in line in front of me because I knew the next available cashier was slooooow. I got the faster cashier and was back on the road before he was done checking out.

 

Today I drank some orange juice that was in the fridge at work...that totally didn't belong to me.

 

I told my boss I came in early this morning, so I left an hour early. I really did come in early. Like almost 5 minutes.

 

A bowl? I eat ice cream straight from the container.

 

I do that too...sometimes IN FRONT OF MY CHILDREN!!!

 

That's unconscionable! THINK of the CHILDREN, man!

 

"That'll be $1.76."
*Hands a $20*
"Do you have anything smaller?"
"No."

But...I did.

 

Actually being a cashier is pretty rough when that kind of stuff happens Monty.

 

I go to the comic book store during work hours.