JCC REBELLION!

My nutritionist doesn't know what peanut butter cups are so when she gave me a 'don't eat this stuff' list it wasn't on it so I am assuming they are okay!

 

^ Just list it as "protein supplement."

 

Ooooh I like it.

 

Devious. You're ready for your evil overlord cape.

 

^ Bwaaa ha ha haaa!

 

I am deliberately sending our company sales director through a bunch of unnecessary inventory software searches because he's a terrible speller and I keep telling him we don't have some of the things he wants for some orders. The beauty part is that he's in Illinois and can't come over to my desk for help with these searches. I KNOW he's getting frustrated.

 

I left work early yesterday but I stayed just long enough for the free food that comes with our Friday meetings.

 

I've done the same thing...and I stayed on the clock!

 

Why buy the magazine when I can just note the contents and then google the info for free?

 

My fiancee is bitching at me to get a new phone because my current one barely holds a charge. She's the only one blowing it up with texts enough to kill it though, so I'm totally going to buy a digital video projector instead because **** phones.

 

Defiance to one's significant other is dangerous...

 

I'm watching old Doctor Who episodes on dailymotion.com while I'm at work.

Also, I'm purposefully not posting a humorous/clever/ironic gif! FOR I AM EVIL INACARNATE

 

I gave a book review before I finished the book.

 

Let them into traffic even though I had room and plenty of time? Nope.

 

One of our courier companies was responsible for some damaged goods we got in at work so I emailed them this morning in order to file a claim for the cost of what was basically lost product. The guy waited until after I was home and done with work to respond. Now I won't respond to him until Monday!!

 

My doctor told me to not take hot showers. But hot showers are the best so I'm just not going to tell him about it.

 

I did not discover the new socks I bought were labeled right and left until I put them on the wrong feet. I didn't switch them to the correct feet.

 

My break officially ended 5 minutes ago but I am still online goofing off!

 

Even though I was not the first person to arrive at the Secretary of State I was the first person in line because everyone else waited in their cars while I walked right up and waited by the door.

 

The directions said to uncover, stir, and re-cover. I did not re-cover. Instead I tore the film cover away and reheated without it.

 

I ignored some emails today.

 

I was invited to attend an event by someone whose company I do not care for and quickly...get this...thought up an outright lie about having to be home to watch my stepdaughter. Yeah that's right.

 

I was told I wasn't allowed to sit in the outdoor seating to a cafe in the train station because they were closed. I was about to pass out. So I sat there anyways and ignored the dirty looks they gave me.