JCC REBELLION!

I won't be paying 10k for a ticket to see The Force Awakens on opening day.

 

People are selling tickets at 10k for opening day?

 

I'll be seeing it the day before...at a private screening....FOR FREE!

That's not really rebellious or anything I just wanted to boast about it here and make you all sick with envy.

 

It worked. I hope you get syphilis.

 

Yep. What's even more eye-roll inducing is the fact people are buying said 10k tickets.

 

Scheduled an oil change at the dealer. I vacuumed but I did not squirt any Febreeze.

 

I've committed to going to Chicago tonight to go to a party hosted by a friend I haven't seen in years, as well as a bunch of other old friends. It's a costume party of course and I said I'd be in costume. It's 12:30 in the afternoon and I haven't even begun to work on a costume and I was told that if I half-assed this it would break my friend's heart.

 

It says right on the box of Q-tips, "Do not insert in ears." Y'all see where this going, right?

 

I should have paid $1.70 for my coffee this morning. But one of my nickels was...Canadian.

 

Ooh, hardcore, eh?

 

The recipe said not to eat the raw cookie dough. I did anyways.

 

While a song about patience played on the radio I showed no patience for the light I was waiting for.

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Somebody ordered a brownie from the restaurant we got lunch from today at work but it was sitting there unclaimed at 2:00pm....





Yeah I totally ate it.

 

I can't compete with that level of civil disobedience. You're a regular Henry David Thoreau but with machine guns for arms and swords for fingers.

My hat is humbly off to you.

 

Thanks, Mort. The check is in the mail.

 

It was quite frigid out. And the older lady had such a hard time getting across the icy parking lot. I suppose I could have stopped and held the door so she could walk in ahead of me. But this was Dunkin Donuts. **** that.

 

That's cold man.

 

We're talking medium double/double.

 

I convinced my stepdaughter that her untouched leftover omelette was no good after having been in the fridge overnight and that she should have cereal instead. I totally ate the omelette after she left for school.

 

I'm with the resistance.

 

Dammit Monty!

You know, erasing the entire post, kind of makes mine redundant.

 

My niece was so enthralled by TFA the other day that I was able to eat her popcorn without her even noticing.

 

facebook: It's so-and-so's birthday today. Wish them the best!

I didn't.