JCC REBELLION!

"Do you have anything smaller than a $20?"

"No."

But I did.

 

Got a taco salad plus guac no meat for lunch, when the cashier rang me up he didn't ask if I had guac and I didn't tell him!

 

All my life people spell my name wrong. It's usually "Monte" rather than the correct "Montie". So, there I am waiting for my pizza at PEATZUH HUTT when I noticed the carry out tv says "Montey". W.T.F. So. While I waited, I used the restroom. My revenge? I didn't wash my hands.

 

You didn't wash your hands, then picked up your pizza and ate it? Devastating revenge on yourself.

 

Stay away from the crumbling cliff edge? Pffft. Not this spaniel.

 

Oh no no. I handled two...THAT'S TWO...public door handles but washed my hands when I got home.

 

Use the last bottle of Schweppes to make yourself a gin tonic, despite it actually being your roommates and when getting asked about it saying that it was yours.

 

I use company time and fuel to go to the comic book store every Wed even when it's not along the way.

 

My fiancee and I are going to California tomorrow but I left work early today.

 

There were 2 codes for purchasing pears, 1414 and 1416. 1414 was cheaper So i used it. When I got home I found a barcode sticker that said 1416.

 

Today, two mormons asked me if I would like to stop and talk and I said 'No, thank you'.

Then they asked if I knew anyone else who might want to talk with them and I said 'Yes! My friend, Matt' and then called him over and left them to talk about native american jesus or somesuch.

 

^ Despicable, man, utterly despicable. I'm impressed.

 

The previous user of the ATM I withdrew from this morning left a $20 in the slot. I did not seek out its previous owner.

 

i couldn't tell if the cashews in the bulk bin labeled "Fancy Cashews" were salted, flavoured, or plain... so i grabbed a handful and ate at least .75 cents worth - they're expensive by the pound...

they were not salted, or flavored... so i ended up buying some more...

a little rebellion is better than none at all!

 

Oh, these nutty kids!

 

the kicker is that there was nothing "fancy" about them!

 

I donated an ex-boyfriends 100 TPBs or so comic collection to charity since he had not gotten around to picking it up for 5 years. Of course I first picked out the comics I actually wanted for myself.

 

Oh my god why didn't you tell me, I might've helped take some

 

I think you would have had to cross the Atlantic for it.

 

There's transatlantic shipping!

 

Sure but now poor children can enjoy them, also there was really nothing that great in the collection.

 

Oh sure play the compassion card.

 

Mom asked me how I liked her casserole. I said "Good!" Really, it was only OK.

 

the instructions on the packing for rice said to fluff with a fork.... i used a spoon!

 

I eyeballed the amount of milk despite the clearly printed instructions that say 2/3 cup.