JCC REBELLION!

I'm giving my two week's notice today. More like a one week's notice suckas!



Because I start the 5th and only found this out a few days ago when I was at a wedding.

 

Good for you. What's your new job? Something rebellious, I hope.

 

I could have made a $40 payment to my credit card. I only gave them $30.

 

My chocolate bar expired last month. Ate it any way.

 

What are you talking about? Chocolate never expires!

 

I could have let the Tim Hortons employee simply go about his habit of putting a heat sleeve on the coffee. But I broke his habit and told him i did not need a sleeve after he picked it up.

 

Black Friday shopping for others? I bought things for ME.

 

I am waiting until the last hour to wrap gifts for Christmas. They're sitting right over there. I could do it now. But I won't.

 

I do that too, but that's because I suck at wrapping and wish they magically wrap themselves (they don't).

 

Upon picking up pizza the employee gave me extra cinnamon crisps because he thought I had been waiting too long. However, he also mistakenly gave me an extra pizza. I didn't tell him.

 

Extra pizza is never something to turn down!

 

I was once told by my mother when i was little not to stick my tongue out at her and did.........she put vinegar on it #failedrebellion

 

I posted a video from 1979 in a thread meant for 1980's videos.

 

I've been punching in to work 15 minutes early for extra pay for 13.5 years.

 

Could have let the nice lady with 2 items a couple of steps ahead of me get to the checkout first. Could have.

 

This is your best thread, VLM. I love it.

 

I just wish I could go back and fix the Photobucket and broken images it it utterly ruins a given post.

 

I scribbled a somewhat illegible and generic greeting and signature on a birthday card for someone at work I don't really like that much.

 

Employee made my coffee and spilled some on himself and got burned in the process. He put a lid on and went to hand it to me when I said, "Sorry, I need decaf instead."

 

Employee gave me $5 in change. I knew right away i was only supposed to get $4. I left with the $5.

 

I ordered a kids’ meal at a fast food restaurant that comes with a coupon for ice cream. I ordered the ice cream right away and they usually pull the coupon off the bag, but they didn’t, so I still have the coupon for ice cream.

 

I had fast food today. Twice.

 

Sometimes when it's late at night and the weather is nice, I'll go outside, find a patch of shadow, and pee in the grass.

 

Someone left a quarter in the Aldi buggy. I could have done the same, passing on to someone who needed it. I kept it for myself.

 

I ordered a turkey and basil pesto at the drive thru this morning. When she asked if that was all I said yes. But, when I got up to the window, I ordered added a chocolate chip cookie to my order